Doritos Quotes

• I started working around eigth grade. I remember doing a Doritos commercial where there were four days in a row of eating them, and I will tell you, I have not eaten many Doritos since.

  Tobey Maguire

  Four, Remember, Eating

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• The man who invented Doritos has passed away at the age of 97. He asked to be buried with the creator of Fritos and Cheetos in a variety pack.

  Jimmy Fallon

  Men, Age, Passed Away

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• I like to think of Doritos as emotional packing material to safeguard the feelings I've swallowed.

  Dana Gould

  Emotional, Thinking, Feelings

  FaceBook post by Dana Gould from Jul 26, 2013

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• Me gustan los Doritos. Suelo estar viendo 'The Biggest Loser' comiendo Doritos.

  Halle Berry

  Loser, Eating, Biggest Loser

  "Aleluya". Entrevista con Laura Brown, www.harpersbazaar.com. 8 de abril de 2009.

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• ...a Dorito asks nothing of you, which is its great gift. It only asks that you are not there.

  Aimee Bender

  Great Gifts, Asks

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• Pepsi has a new Doritos-flavored Mountain Dew. No, we don't have an Ebola vaccine, but we do have the Doritos-flavored Mountain Dew.

  David Letterman

  Ebola, Vaccines, Mountain

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• ¿Comemos bocadillos a medianoche? No mucho, pero a veces. Y normalmente son Doritos Cooler Ranch. Sé que es terrible, especialmente para un atleta profesional, pero son tan buenos.

  Clint Mathis

  Atleta, Aperitivos, Medianoche

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• It's a different thing to just be a voice. It's liberating, on one hand, because you get to show up in sweatpants and with Doritos on your fingers, but on the other hand, it's limiting because it's just your voice.

  Adrian Pasdar

  Hands, Voice, Different

  Fuente: collider.com

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• Doritos-flavored Mountain Dew is coming. You drink it, you get a combination of type 1 and type 2 diabetes.

  David Letterman

  Type 2 Diabetes, Mountain, Dew

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• Puede que algunos de vosotros me recordéis como la "Chica Doritos" de aquel anuncio de la Super Bowl de hace un tiempo, pero he tenido la suerte de haber conseguido unos cuantos créditos más en mi haber desde entonces.

  Ali Landry

  Chica, Suerte, Crédito

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• I find it almost comforting to count calories, because it makes me conscious of what I'm eating. But on Super Bowl Sunday, I thought, 'Surrender to it. It's nacho time.' Then I ate nothing but Doritos all day.

  Kristen Bell

  Sunday, Comforting, Nachos

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• Bragging that you had sex with a prostitute is like bragging that you got Doritos out of a vending machine.

  Natasha Leggero

  Divertido, Sexo, Humor

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• We are accustomed to repeating the cliché, and to believing, that 'our most precious resource is our children.' But we have plenty of children to go around, God knows, and as with Doritos, we can always make more. The true scarcity we face is practicing adults, of people who know how marginal, how fragile, how finite their lives and their stories and their ambitions really are but who find value in this knowledge, even a sense of strange comfort, because they know their condition is universal, is shared.

  Michael Chabon

  Children, Believe, Ambition

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• I want to pull very long, multi-colored strings out of my brain and place them next to a bowl of Doritos at a party

  Megan Boyle

  Party, Long, Brain

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• Khufu carefully picked out everything that ended with-o—Doritos, Oreos, and some chunks of meat. Buffalo? Armadillo? I was scared to even ask.

  Rick Riordan

  Khufu, Meat, Oreos

  Rick Riordan (2010). “The Red Pyramid (The Kane Chronicles Book 1): The Red Pyramid”, p.257, Penguin UK

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• A pretty face had been damaged by acne scars and she wore and extra forty pounds on her frame like a threat. Her eyes were dull with anger disguised as apathy. If she kept on her current path, she'd grow into the type of person who fed her kids Doritos for breakfast and purchased angry bumper stickers with lots of exclamation points. But right now, she was just another in a long line of pissed-off small-town girls with a shitty outlook.

  Dennis Lehane

  Girl, Kids, Eye

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• My best friend, Andrew Goldberg - and this is genuinely not me trying to cross-promote, but this new Netflix show I'm doing called Big Mouth is about me and my best friend, Andrew Goldberg, from childhood - but there was a year when I went to his house after school every day and we watched Wayne's World and ate Doritos.

  Nick Kroll

  School, Years, House

  Fuente: www.avclub.com

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• He was chugging brown pop from a can Jack had handed him while he stuffed nacho cheese Doritos in his face. I was glad to see he looked lots better, almost completely like himself, which proves Doritos and brown pop really are health foods.

  P. C. Cast

  Food, Nachos, Faces

  P. C. Cast, Kristin Cast (2010). “Hunted: A House of Night Novel”, p.124, Macmillan

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• The two circled around the back of the house, making sure that nobody saw them. Once inside, they found Patrick right where they had left him, sitting in front of Mark's computer. The only difference was that he was surrounded by bags of Doritos and cans of Mountain Dew. He looked up at them with wild eyes. You okay?" Courtney asked. I'm fantastic!" Patrick exclaimed. "This sugary drink is incredible!" Swell," Courtney remarked sarcastically. "He's wired on Dew.

  D. J. MacHale

  Eye, Two, Differences

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• People stared. Maybe because they were giants compared to everyone else, both in height and muscle mass. Maybe because of the telltale bulge of weapons at their waist. Or maybe because William opened a bag of Doritos and ate while he shopped. Hard to tell.

  Gena Showalter

  People, Giants, Bags

  Gena Showalter (2016). “The Darkest Secret”, p.146, HQN Books

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• Amos sipped his coffee. "Sorry if that distubed you. Khufu's very picky. He only eats foods that end in -o. Doritos, burritos, flamingos." I blinked. "Did you say-" "Carter," Sadie warned. She looked a little queasy, like she'd already had this conversation. "Don't ask.

  Rick Riordan

  Sorry, Coffee, Khufu

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• Children who reach the age of eighteen with their entire skills set composed on Nintendo and eating Doritos have been neglected. Their parents neglected to give them the character traits necessary to live successfully.

  Dave Ramsey

  Niños, Carácter, Habilidades

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