Kosher Quotes

• While I have the utmost respect for people who practice the Christian faith, the fact is, as everyone knows, I am as Jewish as a matzo ball or kosher salami.

  Jackie Mason

  Christian, Practice, People

  "Oy! Jackie Mason sues Jews for Jesus". The Associated Press, www.today.com. August 25, 2006.

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• I think the people that really understand my personality and my real fans understand that I'm not really PC; I'm not very kosher, so sometimes I go way over the line, but a lot of things are also meant in humor.

  Jason Roy

  Real, Pensamiento, Gente

  Fuente: www.nydailynews.com

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• I certainly don't live in a kosher home although I was raised in a kosher environment.

  Leonard Nimoy

  Inspiration, Home, Environmental

  "Biografía / Citas personales". www.imdb.com.

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• I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers.

  Zach Braff

  Father, Men, Mitzvah

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• [Keeping kosher was] the symbol of an initiation, like the insignia of a secret brotherhood, that set her apart and gave her freedom and dignity. Every law whose yoke she accepted willingly seemed to add to her freedom: she herself had chosen . . . To enter that brotherhood. Her Judaism was no longer a stigma, a meaningless accident of birth from which she could escape . . . It had become a distinction, the essence of her self-hood, what she was, what she wanted to be, not merely what she happened to be.

  Jessie Sampter

  Women, Self, Law

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• I'm not really a practising Jew but I keep a kosher kitchen just to spite Hitler.

  Miriam Margolyes

  Kitchen, Spite, Jew

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• The problem is that Islam does not have a pope, so there's no one guy to say, 'This isn't kosher'...Not that he would.

  Fareed Zakaria

  Guy, Islam, Doe

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• I have a few business ideas (that I'm going to advertise in High Times, amongst other places), and one of them is a service in which I offer to eat and describe pork to kosher people.

  David Cross

  Divertido, Humor, Ideas

  "David Cross: Vuelve el orgullo". Especial de TV, 18 de septiembre de 1999.

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• Growing up, it was always, 'If you buy kosher meat, they're killed humanely.' But I've seen so many horrible videos. What we thought was humane 100 years ago is not humane anymore. The ways animals suffer, I just couldn't be a part of it anymore.

  Carol Leifer

  Growing Up, Animal, Years

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• I would say that I mostly use Kosher Salt for seasoning my water and flour. I love sea salt, too. I think both are just fine, as long as it's not iodized salt.

  Wolfgang Puck

  Thinking, Sea, Long

  "Entrevista con el maestro Wolfgang Puck". Entrevista con David Murphy, foodnservice.com. 29 de enero de 2016.

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• The problem is that borrowing money to pay back more borrowed money that will oblige you in the future to borrow even more money doesn't sound kosher. Because it isn't.

  John Podhoretz

  Sound, Pay, Problem

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• I was Jewish, through and through, although in our house that didn't mean a whole lot. We never went to synagogue. I never had a Bar Mitzvah. We didn't keep kosher or observe the Sabbath. In fact, I'm not so sure I would have known what the Sabbath looked like if it passed me on the street, so how could I observe it?

  Gilbert Gottfried

  Mean, House, Mitzvah

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• Are you going to wolf out and eat me now?" "Certainly not, you'd be stringy and hard to digest." "But kosher." "I'll be sure to point any Jewish lycanthropes in your direction.

  Cassandra Clare

  Duro

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• We fight every night, now that's not kosher
  I reminisce with bliss of when we was closer
  And wake up to be greeted by an argument again
  You act like you're ten
  So immature, I try to concentrate on a cure
  And keep lookin' at the front door.

  Extra P

  Rap, Fighting, Night

  "Song: 'Looking at the Front Door'". 1991.

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• There was nothing that I ever did, no conscious effort to do one kind of behavior or another, I can't explain what it was, but I can explain that the thinking of the time was that we didn't want to emulate our heroes. That wasn't kosher. 'Don't try to play the old cliches, play like yourself' - that's what people were saying

  Larry Coryell

  Music, Hero, Thinking

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• Tom Friedman says China is so awesome they make kosher pigs.

  Jonah Goldberg

  Pigs, China, Toms

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• I played football.. my football was kosher.. no pigskin.

  Jack Kemp

  Fútbol

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• Now that Marilyn Monroe is kosher, Arthur Miller can eat her.

  Oscar Levant

  Arthur

  On "The Oscar Levant Show", as quoted in "They Knew Marilyn Monroe: Famous Persons in the Life of the Hollywood Icon" by Les Harding, 2012.

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• I am not a religious person, nor do I have any regrets. The war took care of that for me. You know, I was brought up strictly kosher, but I - it made no sense to me. It made no sense to me what was happening. So nothing of it means anything to me. Nothing. Except these few little trivial things that are related to being Jewish. ... You know who my gods are, who I believe in fervently? Herman Melville, Emily Dickinson - she's probably the top - Mozart, Shakespeare, Keats. These are wonderful gods who have gotten me through the narrow straits of life.

  Maurice Sendak

  Religious, Regret, War

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