Lifeguard Quotes

• The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard.

  David Gerrold

  Inspiración, Divertido, Humor

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• My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash.

  Henny Youngman

  Funny, Family, Brother

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• If your lifeguard duties were as good as your singing, a lot of people would be drowning.

  Simon Cowell

  Vista, Gente, Cantar

  "Reality Check: 'Bikini Girl' Brings Out the Fight in New 'Idol' Judge Kara DioGuardi" by Diane Macedo, www.foxnews.com. January 14, 2009.

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• En las dos primeras películas que hice, interpreté a un joven estudiante de preparatoria. Cuando hice Lifeguard, todo el mundo decía: "Eres tan del sur de California". Fue una sorpresa para mí

  Parker Stevenson

  Escuela, Dos, California

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• I was a lifeguard. It was my summer job growing up, and I never saved anyone. I never had to, thank goodness.

  Amber Heard

  Summer, Jobs, Growing Up

  "20Q: Amber Heard". Interview with Eric Spitznagel, www.playboy.com. August 10, 2011.

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• los charcos de sangre no son recreativos incluso los socorristas se ahogan cuando la resaca rompe el pan con los bajos fondos los demonios disfrazados de tiburones no han pensado lo suficiente en sus trajes un sabio se queda en tierra cuando las aletas puntiagudas se leen como subtítulos en italiano el final está cerca (...) el principio

  Saúl Williams

  Italiano, Tiburones, Sangre

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• Happiness is seeing the muscular lifeguard all the girls were admiring leave the beach hand in hand with another muscular lifeguard.

  Johnny Carson

  Girl, Beach, Hands

  "Biografía/ Citas personales". www.imdb.com.

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• Una abuelita judía está en la costa de Florida con su nieto judío. El nieto está jugando en la playa cuando llega una gran ola y arrastra al niño mar adentro. Los socorristas nadan, lo traen de vuelta a la orilla, los paramédicos trabajan en él durante mucho tiempo, bombeando el agua, reviviéndolo. Se dirigen a la abuela judía y le dicen: "Hemos salvado a su nieto". La abuelita judía dice: "¡Tenía un sombrero!

  Henny Youngman

  Beach, Grandma, Kids

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• As long as a population can be induced to believe in a supernatural hereafter, it can be oppressed and controlled. People will put up with all sorts of tyranny, poverty, and painful treatment if they're convinced that they'll eventually escape to some resort in the sky where lifeguards are superfluous and the pool never closes. Moreover, the faithful are usually willing to risk their skins in whatever military adventure their government may currently be promoting.

  Tom Robbins

  Military, Believe, Adventure

  Tom Robbins (2003). “Skinny Legs and All”, p.356, Bantam

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• The challenges should be familiar. They should have some relationship to the feelings - like, if a movie's about being demoralized at work, it should feel familiar to people, whether you're a roofer or a lifeguard. But there's a million different ways to be demoralized, especially at work.

  Steven Conrad

  Should Have, People, Challenges

  Fuente: www.avclub.com

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• The year most of my high school friends and I got our driver's permits, the coolest thing one could do was stand outside after school and twirl one's car keys like a lifeguard whistle. That jingling sound meant freedom and power.

  Sloane Crosley

  School, Keys, Years

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• [When asked, as a prospective Presidential candidate, whether she had ever committed adultery:] No. But then most congresswomen don't have 25-year-old lifeguards throwing themselves at their feet around this place.

  Patricia Schroeder

  Sex, Years, Feet

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