Mailman Quotes

• I got a postcard from my gynecologist. It said, Did you know it's time for your annual check-up? No, but now my mailman does.

  Cathy Ladman

  Doe, Gynecologists, Postcards

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• Please, never despise the translator. He's the mailman of human civilization.

  Alexander Pushkin

  Civilization, Despise, Please

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• Llevar pantalones cortos es una gran ventaja. Creo que es probablemente una de las razones por las que la gente se hace cartero. También puedes conducir ese vehículo que debería ser ilegal en Estados Unidos, en el que el volante está en el otro lado. No tienen normas. Son el punk rock de los empleos públicos.

  Jimmy Fallon

  Trabajo, Pensamiento, Rocas

  Fuente: www.menshealth.com

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• El perro es muy listo. Le doy pena porque recibo mucho correo; por eso intenta morder al cartero.

  Albert Einstein

  Divertido, Perro, Lo Siento

  Albert Einstein (2010). "The Ultimate Quotable Einstein", p.415, Princeton University Press.

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• I would especially like to re-court the Muse of poetry, who ran off with the mailman four years ago, and drops me only a scribbled postcard from time to time.

  John Updike

  Years, Poetry, Four

  New York Times, April 7, 1968.

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• Strange medical news from Pakistan: A man had a successful organ transplant with a dog. They gave the man a dog's organ. In a related story today, Keith Richards was seen chasing a mailman.

  Craig Kilborn

  Funny, Dog, Successful

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• Tohru: Call a doctor, or a vet, or anybody! Oh, Mr. Postman, it's terrible! You see, they're animals!
  Postman: Uh, yes, they certainly are. Here's your mail.

  Natsuki Takaya

  Dog, Smart, Good Day

  "Fruits Basket". Season 1, Episode 2: "The Sohma Curse", www.imdb.com. July 12, 2001.

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• Abstract anger is great for rhetorical carrying on. You can go on endlessly about the post office, but it doesn't mean you're mad at your mailman.

  P. J. O'Rourke

  Inspirational, Mean, Office

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• If I could tell you only one thing about my life, it would be this: When I was 7 years old, the mailman ran over my head.

  Brady Udall

  Years, Would Be, Seven

  "The Miracle Life of Edgar Mint: A Novel". Book by Brady Udall, www.npr.org. 2001.

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• Let's start off with my father being a mailman.

  John Kasich

  Padre

  Annotated transcript: The Aug. 6 GOP debate, www.washingtonpost.com. August 6, 2015.

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• Now, as an adult, I appreciate those memories. Mom taught me the importance of compassion for your waitress, your crossing guard, your mailman.

  Cate Edwards

  Mom, Memories, Compassion

  "Cate Edwards: What No One Knows About My Mother, Elizabeth Edwards". www.glamour.com. October 6, 2011.

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• The mailman doesn't deliver on Sundays.

  Scottie Pippen

  Sunday, Trash Talk, Smack Talk

  "No, YOU'RE Ugly: The Best Moments In Trash Talking" by Corey Nachman, www.businessinsider.com. June 2, 2011.

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• If a fellow wants to be nobody in the business world, let him neglect sending the mailman to somebody on his behalf.

  Charles Kettering

  Business, Want, Mail

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• My father was a mailman. His father was a coal miner. My mother's mother could barely speak English. And their son today stands on this podium in the great state of Ohio not only as the governor, but a candidate for president of the United States.I do believe in miracles.I've had a lot of elections. But my elections are really not about campaigns. I tell my people that these are about a movement.A movement to do things like provide economic growth. And a movement not to let anybody be behind.

  John Kasich

  Madre, Padre, Creer

  Debate del Partido Republicano, www.cbsnews.com. 07 de agosto de 2015.

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• You have to understand, I don't play golf for fun. It's my business. When the mailman starts delivering mail on his off day, that's when I'll start playing golf for the hell of it. I like to play in tournaments. There are many great courses around the world that I have never played that are next door to tournaments. I have not played them because I don't play for fun.

  Lee Trevino

  Fun, Golf, Doors

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• Este producto que estaba en la TV estaba disponible por cuatro pagos fáciles de $19.95. Me gustaría un producto que estuviera disponible por tres pagos fáciles y un pago complicado. No podemos decirle cuál es el pago, pero uno de estos pagos va a ser difícil. El cartero recibirá un disparo, el sobre no se cerrará, el sello será de la denominación equivocada. El pago final debe hacerse en wampum.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Funny, Humor, Finals

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• Well, at least you have led us to the small mailman and the one who smells of prunes." - "UP

  Walt Disney

  Smell, Wells, Prunes

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• I learned to park outside of Denny's because it's 24 hours. I made a deal at a 7-Eleven with a mailman so I could get my mail delivered there.

  Tony Robbins

  Mail, Parks, Hours

  Fuente: ca.complex.com

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• Los bebés aprenden la mayor parte de lo que saben de las interacciones con sus padres, pero no de la variedad formal e instructiva. Los bebés aprenden de acontecimientos espontáneos y cotidianos: el cartero en la puerta con un paquete para abrir... todos ellos necesitan la interpretación de un adulto. Son acontecimientos reales que interesan y preocupan a los bebés y a los niños pequeños: ..... Por el contrario, la educación infantil es artificial y está fuera de contexto.

  Sandra Scarr

  Educación, Bebés, Niños

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• Mi vida es la jardinería, la limpieza de la casa y el lavado a presión. Yo lavo todo: mi esposa, el cartero con el puto correo, le lavo el culo, me jode el correo, no me importa.

  J. B. Smoove

  Esposa, Casa, Jardinería

  Fuente: www.huffingtonpost.com

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• Desde aquel diluvio de artículos periodísticos me he visto tan inundado de preguntas, invitaciones, sugerencias, que no dejo de soñar que me estoy asando en el Infierno, y que el cartero es el diablo gritándome eternamente, regándome la cabeza con más fajos de cartas porque no he contestado a las anteriores.

  Albert Einstein

  Sueño, Grito, Diablo

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• People behind the Iron curtain have such an incredible image of America and jazz. I expected to find a Gerry Mulligan or Miles Davis on every corner...I almost expected a Shorty Rogers to deliver the milk, a Bud Shank to be the mailman.

  Gabor Szabo

  Music, Iron, America

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• Now I see some family resemblance. I was starting to wonder if Jill was adopted, but you two kind of look like each other." "So does our mailman back in North Dakota," said Adrian.

  Richelle Mead

  Two, Doe, Looks

  Richelle Mead (2011). “Bloodlines”, p.140, Penguin

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• Oh, good lord, Jeff. Don't go getting all emotional on me. I've been getting it from my mom, my dad, my sister, the freaking MAILMAN--I don't need it from you, too. All I ask is that you promise me one thing.' 'What?' 'Just water the plants while I'm gone, all right?' 'You don't have plants, Tad.' 'I know. I just always wanted to say that.

  Jordan Sonnenblick

  Mom, Dad, Emotional

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