New Haircut Quotes

• Una mujer que se corta el pelo está a punto de cambiar de vida.

  Coco Chanel

  Cutting, Hair, Good Hair

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• I did study the art of being a barber because I wanted to figure out what my routine would be. Do you start in the front or back? Top or bottom? Swivel the chair or walk around? What I did discover is there's no such thing as the perfect haircut!

  Sean Patrick Thomas

  Art, Perfect, Would Be

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I was sitting alone in a grim mood - furious that the press attacked Senator Edwards on the price of a haircut. But it inspired me - from now on, all haircuts, etc., that are necessary and important for his campaign - please send the bills to me. ... It is a way to help our friend without government restrictions.

  Rachel Lambert Mellon

  Government, Important, Campaigns

  "The Worst Part of the Edwards Case" by Amy Davidson Sorkin, www.newyorker.com. June 3, 2011.

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• I've had every haircut you could possibly imagine: mullet, tail, dreadlocks, afro, crew cut. It's always been an expression of who I am.

  Marc Forgione

  Cutting, Who I Am, Expression

  "Marc Forgione: What It's Like to Be the Next Iron Chef". Interview with Eli Rosenberg, www.esquire.com. November 22, 2010.

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• I used to get a haircut every Saturday so I would never miss any of the comic books. I had practically no hair when I was a kid!

  R. L. Stine

  Book, Kids, Hair

  "Biografía/ Citas personales". www.imdb.com.

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• My girlfriend is upset about her new haircut. I don't understand why she's crying. I'm the one who has to get a new girlfriend.

  Anthony Jeselnik

  Girlfriend, Upset, Cry

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• I have come to accept that if I have a new haircut it is front page news. But having a picture of my foot on the front page of a national newspaper is a bit exceptional.

  David Beckham

  Feet, News, Pages

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• Usually the beginning of a story that people hear a lot. For example, "My girlfriend is upset about her new haircut" or "My dad keeps losing his car keys." And then I just think of different ways the story could end. "My girlfriend is upset about her new haircut. I don't understand why she's crying. I'm the one who has to get a new girlfriend." Then I try it out on stage. I don't do a lot of re-writing. My jokes either work or they don't. The trick is just to write a ton of jokes.

  Anthony Jeselnik

  Girlfriend, Dad, Writing

  "El cómico Anthony Jeselnik: "¡Es el mejor!" -Todo el mundo". Entrevista con David Dean, www.serialoptimist.com. 29 de noviembre de 2010.

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• He immediately started charming my mom until she was nothing but a gooey puddle in the middle of the foyer.He loved her new haircut.She got one?I guessed her hair did look different.Like she'd washed it or something.Daemon told her that the diamond earrings were beautiful.The rug below the steps was really nice.And that leftover scent of mystery dinner-because I still hadn't figured out what she fed me-smelled divine.He admired nurses worldwide,and by that point,I couldn't keep my eye rolls to a minimum.Daemon was ridiculous.

  J. Lynn

  Beautiful, Mom, Nice

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• El dictador norcoreano Kim Jong Un ha mandado ejecutar a 15 de sus altos cargos. Así que la lección aquí es que cuando Kim Jong Un viene a trabajar con un nuevo corte de pelo, le dices: "Te ves bien, Un".

  Conan O'Brien

  Kim, Lessons, Korean

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• I'm having a mid-life crisis, so I thought instead of having sex with a stranger, I'd just get a new haircut. It's good clean fun without all the messy emotional baggage. It's just a haircut folks! It's not like I had an eye removed, or a leg added on! Live a little... it'll grow back!

  Ed Robertson

  Sex, Fun, Eye

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