Old Girlfriend Quotes

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  Sólo hay dos personas en tu vida a las que deberías mentir... la policía y tu novia.

  Jack Nicholson

  Relationship, Girlfriend, Lying

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• It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.

  Carrot Top

  Girlfriend, Two, Dating

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• Felicidad es cuando ves a la antigua novia de tu marido y está más gorda que tú.

  Croft M. Pentz

  Happiness, Girlfriend, Husband

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• I'd like to sing you a song now about my old girlfriend. It's called "They'll Find Her When the Leaves Blow Away 'Cause I'm Not Raking 'Til Spring."

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Song, Girlfriend

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• Empieza a salir con alguien que sea gracioso, alguien que tenga lo que en el instituto llamabas "un sentido del humor realmente genial" y lo que ahora tu clase de escritura creativa llama "autodesprecio que da lugar a la forma cómica". Escribe todos sus chistes, pero no le digas que lo estás haciendo. Inventa anagramas del nombre de su antigua novia y nombra con ellos a todos tus personajes socialmente discapacitados. Dile que su antigua novia está en todas tus historias y luego observa lo gracioso que puede llegar a ser, comprueba el gran sentido del humor que puede llegar a tener.

  Lorrie Moore

  Girlfriend, Writing, School

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• I do not have a 24-year-old girlfriend. I have another life altogether.

  Jens Lehmann

  Girlfriend, Years, Insulting

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• Many fathers go their entire lives without announcing how sexy their son's old girlfriends are.

  Mallory Ortberg

  Sexy, Girlfriend, Father

  "Backup Mommy". Live chat, www.slate.com. March 8, 2016.

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• It's so weird to say this about the icon and legend that is Cher, but she's like an old girlfriend. We still talk all the time. She's an incredible person personally and professionally, giving such amazing advice, stories for days, been there done that. She's one of a kind.

  Christina Aguilera

  Girlfriend, Icons, Giving

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• Soy un trabajo en progreso en este momento, es una locura, y la vida me quiere en el borde, te lo juro. Pero mientras no olvide el pasado, estoy bien. Siempre hay que ser consciente, igual que puedes olvidar a esa antigua novia que intentó cortarte el cuello, pero en realidad sigue estando buena. Si te acuerdas más de los puntos que del coño, no te pasará nada.

  Robert Downey, Jr.

  Girlfriend, Crazy, Past

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• My girlfriend is named Lynn. She spells her name "Lynn". My old girlfriend's name is Lyn, too, but she spells it "Lyn". Every now and then I screw up, I call my new girlfriend by my old girlfriend's name, and she can tell because I don't say "n" as long.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Divertido, Novia, Humor

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• I got married. My wife changed her name. I know some women have a problem with that. But I wanted her to have my old girlfriend's name. So call me old-fashioned, but this fella does what the Bible tells.

  Jim Gaffigan

  Funny, Girlfriend, Names

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• Hey, I liked my idea of bringer her along, but you already vetoed that idea, so now I'm resorting to Plan B, which is to interrogate her. And I am really looking forward to it. I used to play a game called interrogation with one of my old girlfriends where we-" "That's enough." Cinder raised her hand, silencing him.

  Marissa Meyer

  Girlfriend, Hands, Games

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• Just the very thought of someone my age going to visit old girlfriends had instant appeal.Even women think, 'That would be interesting.' Not comfortable, but interesting. It is not a comfortable film at any point.

  Bill Murray

  Girlfriend, Thinking, Interesting

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