Citas de aparcamiento

• El camino hacia el éxito está salpicado de muchas plazas de aparcamiento tentadoras.

  Will Rogers

  Inspiración, Divertido, Éxito

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• La vida es un viaje, pero no te preocupes, encontrarás aparcamiento al final.

  Isaac Asimov

  Vida, Viaje, Preocupación

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• La forma en que los humanos cazan para aparcar y la forma en que los animales cazan para comer no son tan diferentes como podría pensarse.

  Tom Vanderbilt

  Thinking, Animal, Humanity

  Tom Vanderbilt (2008). “Traffic”, p.145, Vintage

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• Sabes, hoy alguien me ha felicitado por mi forma de conducir. Dejaron una pequeña nota en el parabrisas, que decía 'Parking Fine'.

  Tommy Cooper

  Divertido, Motivación, Humor

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• Ahora que las mujeres son jinetes, árbitros de béisbol, científicas atómicas y ejecutivas de empresa, quizá algún día puedan dominar el aparcamiento en paralelo.

  Bill Vaughan

  Baseball, Umpires, Parking Space

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• They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.

  Joni Mitchell

  Nature, Environmental, Progress

  "Big Yellow Taxi" (song) (1969)

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• The sermon begins in the parking lot.

  Andy Stanley

  Sermons, Parking Lot

  Andy Stanley (2016). “Deep and Wide: Creating Churches Unchurched People Love to Attend”, p.77, Zondervan

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• I've always thought that parallel parking was my main talent.

  Calvin Trillin

  Talent, Parallels

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• My moral compass is so broken I can barely find the parking lot.

  Ben Quayle

  Broken, Moral, Compass

  "Dan Quayle's Son Wins Congressional Primary". www.foxnews.com. August 25, 2010.

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• Si no hay sitio para aparcar delante o no puedo ver mi coche desde la ventana, nos vamos a comer a otro sitio.

  Jay Leno

  Somewhere Else, Space, Car

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• When Solomon said there was a time and a place for everything he had not encountered the problem of parking his automobile.

  Bob Edwards

  Funny, Problem, Said

  Bob Edwards (1976). “The wit & wisdom of Bob Edwards”

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• 33% of urban traffic is actively seeking a parking space.

  Donald Shoup

  Space, Environmental, Urban

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• When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask if I'm leaving.

  Steven Wright

  Divertido, Real, Humor

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• Say no to parking lots!

  John Bytheway

  Aparcamiento

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• A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.

  Bill Vaughan

  Real, 4th Of July, Patriotic

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• Lucharemos en aparcamientos, lucharemos en campos vacíos y en calles anchas, nunca nos rendiremos.

  Winston Churchill

  Fighting, Fields, Surrender

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• It's silly talking about how many years we will have to spend in the jungles of Vietnam when we could pave the whole country and put parking stripes on it and still be home by Christmas.

  Ronald Reagan

  Funny, Christmas, Country

  Ronald Reagan (1968). "I goofed: the wise and curious sayings of Ronald Reagan, 33rd Governor of California" (Yo metí la pata: dichos sabios y curiosos de , 33º Gobernador de California).

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• As a nation we are dedicated to keeping physically fit - and parking as close to the stadium as possible.

  Bill Vaughan

  Baseball, Hiking, Fit

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• La política no preocupa a este país ni una décima parte que dónde encontrar una plaza de aparcamiento.

  Will Rogers

  Country, Space, Worry

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• No one likes a show-off, but if parallel parking was an Olympic sport, I would get gold, no probs.

  Miranda Hart

  Sports, Gold, Likes

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• Cuando entres en la cabina de votación, no dejes tu cristianismo en el aparcamiento.

  R. C. Sproul

  Voting, Christianity, Parking Lot

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• A 7-11 parking lot beat down is how life is.

  Karl Hess

  Life Is, Beats, Parking Lot

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• Sólo en América verás a gente dando vueltas por el aparcamiento buscando un sitio cerca en un gimnasio.

  Don King

  América, Espacio, Gente

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• I don't believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It's on my dashboard and you wind it up. The wings flap and it's supposed to give you a parking space. It's worked so far.

  Billy Connolly

  Believe, Angel, Marijuana

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• Another drunk goes up to a parking meter, puts in a quarter, the dial goes to 60. The drunk says, "Huh. I lost 100 pounds!"

  Henny Youngman

  Funny, Humor, Parking Meters

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