Slap Quotes - Page 2

• Nunca des una bofetada a un hombre que está mascando tabaco. Nunca des una patada a una astilla de vaca en un día caluroso. Nunca pierdas una buena oportunidad para callarte.

  Will Rogers

  Men, Missing, Hot

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• I'm ambidextrous, I slap ass with both hands.

  Ludacris

  Hands, Ass, Egotism

  Song: Cry Babies, Album: Word of Mouf

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• I long for the days of disorder. I want them back, the days when I was alive on the earth, rippling in the quick of my skin, heedless and real. I was dumb-muscled and angry and real. This is what I long for, the breach of peace, the days of disarray when I walked real streets and did things slap-bang and felt angry and ready all the time, a danger to others and a distant mystery to myself.

  Don DeLillo

  Real, Long, Dumb

  Don DeLillo (2007). “Underworld: A Novel”, p.810, Simon and Schuster

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• Mi madre se mueve tan rápido que ni siquiera la veo venir. Pero me da una bofetada tan fuerte que mi cabeza se echa hacia atrás. Deja una huella que me mancha mucho después de haberse borrado. Para que lo sepas: la vergüenza tiene cinco dedos.

  Jodi Picoult

  Madre, Mudanza, Largo

  Jodi Picoult (2009). "El guardián de mi hermana - Movie Tie-In: A Novel", p.54, Simon and Schuster

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• Creo que todo esto tiene que ver con cómo decido percibir la experiencia. El dolor forma parte de la vida y te convierte en lo que estás destinado a ser. Dejo que fluya a través de mí, al ritmo que decida hacerlo. Luego voy a la pista de hockey y hago unos cuantos tiros.

  Tohoru Masamune

  Pain, Believe, Hockey

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• She was my mother. I couldn't threaten to slap, stab, beat or even name call her. I tried to think of something to scare her into never mentioning the predicament with the Dreamsnatcher again. I'll become a swinger," I said. her eyes bugged. Uptight rearing made her uncomfortable with alternate lifestyles. "That's right. threesomes, foursomes, and more. bones knows about a thousand chicks who'd love to hop into bed with us. It'll be kinky, we'll get out freak on.-

  Jeaniene Frost

  Madre, Ojo, Pensamiento

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• Authors of light pieces have, nobody knows why, a genius for getting into minor difficulties: they walk into the wrong apartments, they drink furniture polish for stomach bitters, they drive their cars into the prize tulip beds of haughty neighbors, they playfully slap gangsters, mistaking them for old school friends.

  James Thurber

  Old School, Light, Car

  James Thurber (1996). “James Thurber: Writings & Drawings (including The Secret Life of Walter Mitty)”, p.150, Library of America

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• Ourchestra: So you haven't got a drum, just beat your belly. So I haven't got a horn-I'll play my nose. So we haven't any cymbals- We'll just slap our hands together, And though there may be orchestras That sound a little better With their fancy shiny instruments That cost an awful lot- Hey, we're making music twice as good By playing what we've got!

  Shel Silverstein

  Hands, Play, Together

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• Ponte cualquier cosa cuando veas un lienzo en blanco mirándote a la cara como un imbécil. No sabes lo paralizante que es esa mirada fija de un lienzo en blanco, que le dice al pintor: 'No puedes hacer nada'. El lienzo tiene una mirada idiota e hipnotiza tanto a algunos pintores que ellos mismos se convierten en idiotas. Muchos pintores tienen miedo ante el lienzo en blanco, pero el lienzo en blanco tiene miedo del pintor real y apasionado que se atreve y que ha roto el hechizo del "no puedes" de una vez por todas.

  Vincent Van Gogh

  Real, Broken, Passionate

  Vincent van Gogh (2014). “Delphi Complete Works of Vincent van Gogh (Illustrated)”, p.2333, Delphi Classics

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• I think in everything we did, there's a sense of tension and a sense of things pulling in a different way. It's interesting calling it "beat music". That's quite true, the rhythm is up to the fore, it's got a slap bass, and it's got "funk" in the title. But I think there's always a level of irony when we did those kind of things.

  Stephen Mallinder

  Thinking, Interesting, Titles

  Fuente: www.artdesigncafe.com

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• It always depresses me when people moan about how commercial Christmas is. I love everything about it. The tradition of having this great big feast, slap bang in the middle of winter, is an essential thing to look forward to at the end of the year.

  Richard E. Grant

  Christmas, Depressing, Winter

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• Also I just think I've been lucky enough to have great parents, and I've had good people around me who have always been honest with me, who would give me a purely metaphorical slap if I ever got too big for my boots.

  Daniel Radcliffe

  Pensar, Gente, Dar

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• Many of the American cartoonists that want to have a job and go so much for the total right without thinking, sometimes they get a slap on the face when their politician lets them down. So it goes on and on. The thing is staying in the middle and not getting committed, trying to get the best of both and do that with a sense of humor.

  Sergio Aragonés

  Jobs, Thinking, Trying

  Fuente: www.avclub.com

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• When I was younger and my parents used to always slap my hand if I was picking my nose or if I was running around screaming I was told to shut up.

  Prince William

  Running, Hands, Parent

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• Un día -recuerdo que era un sábado por la tarde- llegué a la sinagoga con un libro en la mano. Vi un comentario sobre la Biblia de un tal rabino Moshe Dessauer, más conocido como Moses Mendelssohn. Un hombre mayor se me acercó -yo tenía entonces unos 10 o 12 años-. "¿Qué estás estudiando?", me dijo. "Los comentarios de Dessauer", le dije. Entonces me dio una bofetada.

  Elie Wiesel

  Book, Men, Elderly

  Fuente: www.biblicalarchaeology.org

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• Both destiny's kisses and its dope-slaps illustrate an individual person's basic personal powerlessness over the really meaningful events in his life: i.e. almost nothing important that ever happens to you happens because you engineer it. Destiny has no beeper; destiny always leans trenchcoated out of an alley with some sort of Psst that you usually can't even hear because you're in such a rush to or from something important you've tried to engineer.

  David Foster Wallace

  Meaningful, Kissing, Dope

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• Estoy cansado de esto. Es como si, justo cuando creo que nuestro objetivo está al alcance de la mano, se nos escapa de las manos. Ha sucedido una y otra vez. Ahora, cuando por fin lo tenemos a nuestro alcance, la verdad nos abofetea en la cara.

  Hiromu Arakawa

  Tired, Thinking, Goal

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• Lo bonito de haber crecido en Brooklyn es que, debido a la rica diversidad cultural y racial que hay allí, nadie parecía darle demasiada importancia al lugar que yo ocupaba en el espectro racial. Pero había ocasiones en las que me topaba con alguien interesado en averiguar qué raza era. Eso me pillaba por sorpresa y, en algunos casos, como una bofetada.

  Wentworth Miller

  Hermoso, Correr, Carrera

  Fuente: www.interviewmagazine.com

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• I'm a control freak. If you're going to slap my name on something, I would like to control it.

  Anthony Bourdain

  Names, Freak, Ifs

  "Anthony Bourdain: Giving Up Cigarettes 'Has in No Way Improved My Life'". Interview with Lindsay Silberman, www.tvguide.com. April 8, 2012.

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• I get so annoyed by famous people who have not actually written the books they slap their names on.

  Anderson Cooper

  Book, Names, People

  "Watch What Happens...When Anderson Cooper interviews Andy Cohen". Interview With Anderson Cooper, www.amazonbookreview.com. November 25, 2016.

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• When we find unjustified spikes in the prices of long-standing life-saving drugs, we should slap penalties on companies trying to cheat people who need those drugs!

  Hillary Clinton

  Long, People, Drug

  Fuente: time.com

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• Ves, Josh, eso es lo que haces cuando alguien te abofetea en la cara. Así que la próxima vez que te pase, trata de vengarte.

  CM Punk

  Wwe, Trying, Next

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• La espontaneidad de las bofetadas es sinceridad, mientras que el ceremonial de las caricias es en gran medida convención.

  Ugo Betti

  Spontaneity, Sincerity, Conventions

  Ugo Betti (1968). "Tres obras"

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• There's a property in Panama where Trump has collected somewhere around $30 million just from selling his name to this property - it's somewhere between $30 million and $50 million. It would be so easy for a developer to slap on an extra $6 million to a Trump licensing deal and have that be a backdoor bribe. Who are we to say what that is worth? It's so ephemeral. And this is the appeal of selling something as ephemeral as a brand name, is that it can be inflated beyond all reason.

  Naomi Klein

  Reason, Easy, Selling

  Fuente: www.avclub.com

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• I've had my run in with trouble. Fortunately, you know, one slap on the hand is usually the last time for me... I learned my lesson.

  Aaron Carter

  Running, Hands, Lessons

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