Sweater Vests Quotes

• A lifevest protects you from drowning and a bulletproof vest protects you from getting shot, and a sweater vest protects you from pretty girls.

  Demetri Martin

  Girl, Bulletproof Vest, Sweaters

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• Designers don't put out the same sweater every year. They just keep creating.

  Elayne Boosler

  Years, Sweaters, Creating

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• Suéter, s.: prenda que lleva el niño cuando su madre tiene frío.

  Ambrose Bierce

  Familia, Día de la Madre, Mamá

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• Hay algo en un jersey de Navidad que siempre me hará reír.

  Kristen Wiig

  Christmas, Sweaters, Laughing

  "Biografía/ Citas personales". www.imdb.com.

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• Hablaba con un amigo sobre Santorum. Me dijo: 'Por todos mis años en el Departamento de Estado, sé una cosa. Los terroristas, lo que más temen es a un tipo con un chaleco de jersey'.

  David Letterman

  Sweaters, Talking, Years

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• It only cost Mitt Romney $76.6 million to defeat a serial adulterer and a mental patient in a sweater vest.

  Andy Borowitz

  Sweaters, Cost, Vests

  FaceBook post by Andy Borowitz from Apr 25, 2012

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• Another thing I take issue with are people who take their dogs on "play dates," or even worse, people who choose to dress their dogs up in outfits better suited for homosexuals participating in a gay pride parade. Dog costumes are right up there with something else I find particularly offensive: sweater vests.

  Chelsea Handler

  Dog, Pride, Gay

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• A Rick Santorum no le gusta el sexo. No le gusta la píldora. No le gustan los preservativos. Dice que si los hombres van a ponerse algo para evitar la procreación, nada funciona mejor que un chaleco de jersey.

  Bill Maher

  Sex, Men, Sweaters

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• If you're wearing a jacket, as I always am, the sweater vest always needs to be buttoned, with the exception of the bottom button. But if you're going sans jacket, you can leave it open.

  Tim Gunn

  Sweaters, Vests, Buttons

  Reddit AMA, www.reddit.com. 11 de febrero de 2014.

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