Citas sobre cremalleras

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  Primero olvidas los nombres, luego las caras. Luego te olvidas de subirte la cremallera y, por último, te olvidas de bajártela.

  George Burns

  Funny, Happy Birthday, Humor

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• Nobody notices it when your zipper is up, but everyone notices when it's down.

  Cynthia Lewis

  Evaluación

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• Las cremalleras son primitivas y modernas al mismo tiempo. Por un lado, la cremallera es primitiva y reptiliana; por otro, mecánica y hábil. Una cremallera es el punto de encuentro entre la Revolución Industrial y el Culto a la Cobra.

  Tom Robbins

  Hands, Revolution, Cobras

  Tom Robbins (2003). "Perfume de Jitterbug", p.299, Bantam

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• Una vez oí a dos señoras hablar sin parar de los dolores del parto y de cómo los hombres no parecen saber lo que es el verdadero dolor. Les pregunté si alguna de ellas se había enganchado alguna vez en una cremallera.

  Emo Philips

  Divertido, Dolor, Real

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• If zipper catches skin, I'll know I had it out when I should a kept it in.

  Alice Cooper

  Advice, Skins, Should

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• I've no time for broads who want to rule the world alone. Without men, who'd do up the zipper on the back of your dress?

  Mae West

  Sarcástico, ingenioso, humorístico

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• The zipper displaces the button and a man lacks just that much time to think while dressing at dawn, a philosophical hour, and thus a melancholy hour.

  Ray Bradbury

  Philosophical, Thinking, Men

  FaceBook post by Ray Bradbury from Dec 13, 2015

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• A good artist's always got his hand in his zipper.

  Patti Smith

  Artist, Hands, Good Art

  Fuente: www.oceanstar.com

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• The zipper opened all the way down our spines.

  Jeffrey Eugenides

  Way, Spine

  Jeffrey Eugenides (1993). “The Virgin Suicides: A Novel”, p.205, Macmillan

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• There are two kinds of jackets - reversible, and reversible but it's hard to zipper up and it looks really stupid.

  Demetri Martin

  Stupid, Two, Looks

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• To think, we have the garment industry instead of nature to thank for the zipper concept when it would have come in so handy for childbirth.

  Jane Wagner

  Thinking, Garments, Childbirth

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• You’re here.” “I am.” Jason boldly took in the way she looked. “I take it you don’t often wear that dress in court.” “Probably not a good idea.” He grinned. “Yes, I can imagine it would be somewhat awkward standing before a judge who has a huge hard-on.” “Is that the effect this dress has?” Taylor’s eyes traveled downward, to the zipper of Jason’s pants, and he was momentarily caught off guard by her bluntness. Her eyes sparkled, amused. “You’re blushing, Jason. That’s cute.

  Julie James

  Cute, Eye, Here I Am

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• If we allow our one-and-a-half year old to "help" us fold laundry he will learn something about buttons, zippers, snaps, where things go, the physical properties of cloth, what happens when you drop it, how easy or hard it is to carry compared with everything else he has ever carried, what clean clothes smell like, how a big towel can turn into a small bundle, how the small bundle you just folded can turn into a big towel again, plus any songs we care to sing or stories or related or unrelated facts we care to pass on.

  Polly Berrien Berends

  Song, Children, Smell

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• Fingers interlocked like a beautiful accordion of flesh or a zipper of prayer

  Sarah Kay

  Beautiful, Prayer, Flesh

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• The Savage interrupted him. "But isn't it natural to feel there's a God?"
  "You might as well ask if it's natural to do up one's trousers with zippers," said the Controller sarcastically. "You remind me of another of those old fellows called Bradley. He defined philosophy as the finding of bad reason for what one believes by instinct. As if one believed anything by instinct! One believes things because one has been conditioned to believe them. Finding bad reasons for what one believes for other bad reasons – that's philosophy. People believe in God because they've been conditioned to."

  Aldous Huxley

  Filosofía, Creer, Gente

  "Un mundo feliz". Libro de Aldous Huxley. Capítulo 17, 1932.

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• I don't want to see the zipper in the back of the monster suit. Like everybody else who goes to the movies, I want to believe the monster is real.

  Eric Stoltz

  Real, Believe, Monsters

  Biography/Person Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• Todos los novios de la historia de la civilización han engordado después del día de su boda. Es sólo cuestión de tiempo que los arqueólogos desentierren a un hombre de las cavernas casado que lleva unos viejos pantalones de esmoquin tan ajustados que no podía cerrar la cremallera.

  Peter Scott

  Civilization, Matter, Pants

  Peter Scott (2008). "Hay un cónyuge en mi casa: A Humorous Journey Through the First Years of Marriage", p.72, Penguin

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• El arma emitió un sonido desgarrador como la apertura de una cremallera en la bragueta de Dios Todopoderoso.

  Kurt Vonnegut

  Gun, Slaughterhouse Five, Sound

  Harold Bloom, Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. (2009). “Kurt Vonnegut's Slaughterhouse-five”, p.51, Infobase Publishing

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• I think, as most of us do, I put such high expectations on myself that this spills over onto other people. And not everyone is wired this way. Some people can shrug expectations off their shoulders like a cardigan, remaining cool and breezy. Others wear them like a parka with a stuck zipper, hot and stifling.

  Kristin Armstrong

  Pensamiento, Personas, Expectativas

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• My face responds without authorization from my brain, so the resulting smile feels like the biggest, most unguarded, goofiest smile I’ve ever unleashed in my entire life. I didn’t even know my face could do this. It’s like there were hidden zippers in my cheeks. Jesus. This must be what feelings are. This is why people write poems! I get it now. I get it, and I want more.

  Laini Taylor

  Jesus, Writing, People

  Laini Taylor (2017). “Night of Cake and Puppets: A Daughter of Smoke and Bone Novella”, p.108, Hachette UK

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• The sari's radiance, vigor and variety, produced by a single straight length of cloth, should give us in the West pause and make us think twice about the zipper, the dart and the shoulder pad.

  Naveen Patnaik

  Thinking, Giving, Vigor

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• The wrap dress is the most traditional form of dressing: It's like a robe, it's like a kimono, it's like a toga. It doesn't have buttons or zippers. What made it different was that it was jersey; therefore, it was close to the body and it was a print.

  Diane von Furstenberg

  Buttons, Dresses, Different

  "Diane von Furstenberg sobre los vestidos envolventes y las alegrías de envejecer con gracia". Entrevista con Amanda Christine Miller, www.huffingtonpost.com. 28 de marzo de 2008.

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• Then you will simply have to see for yourself. Touch me, lass. Feel my ...sock." His silver gaze sizzled with challenge, as he unzipped his zipper. Uh-uh." She shook her head for added emphasis. Then find me a pair of trews that doona threaten to sever my manparts.

  Karen Marie Moning

  Challenges, Pairs, Silver

  Karen Marie Moning (2008). “Kiss of the Highlander”, p.95, Dell

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• I don't wait till stage to use my sexuality. My zipper's down right now. I mean, I use it all the time.

  Joan Jett

  Mean, Waiting, Use

  "Joan Jett Rumbles Back with 'Sinner'". "Day to Day" with Noah Adams and Alex Chadwick, www.npr.org. July 26, 2006.

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• I'm not doing it to pander to people. I just always knew what I liked versus what I don't like. I never liked things with too many zippers or spikes and stuff. That weirds me out. I like things that are pretty. And I think it's great to be pretty. I like being feminine. I think it's good to be feminine. We don't need to look like men or dress like men or talk like men to be powerful. We can be powerful in our own way, our own feminine way.

  Zooey Deschanel

  Poderoso, Hombres, Pensamiento

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