Scott Adams Quotes - Page 11

• Dogbert: So, Since Columbus is dead, you have no evidence that the earth is round. Dilbert: Look. You can Ask Senator John Glenn. He orbited the earth when he was an astronaut. Dogbert: So, your theory depends on the honesty of politicians. Dilbert: Yes... no, wait.

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  Honesty, Science, Waiting

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• Por definición, los que asumen riesgos suelen fracasar. También los imbéciles. En la práctica es difícil distinguirlos.

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  Practice, Risk, Definitions

  Scott Adams (1996). "El principio Dilbert: una visión desde el cubículo de jefes, reuniones, modas de gestión y otras aflicciones del lugar de trabajo".

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• Failure is a resource that can be managed.

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  Recursos

  Scott Adams (2013). "How to Fail at Almost Everything and Still Win Big: Kind of the Story of My Life", p.17, Penguin.

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• If you think it's easy to write jokes about fried calamari, you've probably never tried.

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  Writing, Thinking, Easy

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• Tenga cuidado de que lo que escriba no ofenda a nadie ni cause problemas dentro de la empresa. Lo más seguro es eliminar toda la información útil.

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  Writing, Decision, Doe

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• Management is nature's way of removing idiots from the productive flow.

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  Wisdom, Flow, Way

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• Never base your budget requests on realistic assumptions, as this could lead to a decrease in your funding.

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  Assumption, Realistic, Funding

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• Dilbert: You joined the "Flat Earth Society?" Dogbert: I believe the earth must be flat. There is no good evidence to support the so-called "round earth theory." Dilbert: I think Christopher Columbus would disagree. Dogbert: How convenient that your best witness is dead.

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  Creer, Ciencia, Pensar

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• No soy feliz en vacaciones. En las raras ocasiones en que dispongo de tres horas sin trabajo que hacer, me siento terriblemente incómodo.

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  Vacation, Three, Not Happy

  "Scott Adams Keeps the Home Office Humming". Interview with Adam Bryant, www.nytimes.com. September 7, 1997.

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• Just because no one has ever gotten better from Spasmodic Dysphonia before doesn't mean I can't be the first.

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  Mean, Firsts, I Can

  "Good News Day". Dilbert Blog by Scott Adams, October 24, 2006.

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• Computers and rocket ships are examples of invention, not of understanding. ... All that is needed to build machines is the knowledge that when one thing happens, another thing happens as a result. It's an accumulation of simple patterns. A dog can learn patterns. There is no "why&rdqo"; in those examples. We don't understand why electricity travels. We don't know why light travels at a constant speed forever. All we can do is observe and record patterns.

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  Dog, Knowledge, Science

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• Boss: I just heard that light travels faster than sound. I'm wondering if I should shout when I speak, just so my lips appear to sync-up with my words.

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  Conocimiento, Ciencia, Luz

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• Swing your partner, dosey-do, now clap your hands... uh-oh, that's all the square dance moves I know... I'll bluff the rest. Slap your partner in the face, Write bad checks all over the place, Flirt with strangers, annoy your spouse, Get a divorce and lose your house, ...uh... dosey-do.

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  Moving, Divorce, Writing

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• As network administrator I can take down the network with one keystroke. It's just like being a doctor but without getting gooky stuff on my paws.

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  Technology, Doctors, Paws

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• The best part about being my age is in knowing how my life worked out. Sure, there's a lot more living to go, but there isn't much doubt that I'll always be the 'Dilbert guy.' Unless I go on a crime spree, in which case I'll be that stabbin Dilbert guy.

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  Knowing, Guy, Doubt

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• When virtual reality gets cheaper than dating, society is doomed.

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  Reality, Dating, Cheaper

  "Fictional character: Dogbert". "Dilbert" comic strip, dilbert.com. October 14, 1994.

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• He was deader than a shrunken head at a Hackey Sack festival.

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  Death, Suicide, Festivals

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