Bill Watterson Quotes About Dad

• Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world's problems?

  Bill Watterson

  Inspiración, Vida, Paz

• Calvin: Dad where do babies come from? Dad: Well Calvin, you simply go to Sears, buy the kit and follow the assembly instructions. Calvin: I came from Sears? Dad: No you were a blue-light special at K-Mart - almost as good and a lot cheaper!

  Bill Watterson

  Baby, Dad, Light

• Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?

  Bill Watterson

  Morning, Dad, Three

  "The Essential Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury". Book by Bill Watterson, September 1988.

• Mom and Dad say I should make my life an example of the principles I believe in... But every time I do, they tell me to stop it.

  Bill Watterson

  Mom, Dad, Believe

  "Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat". Libro de Bill Watterson, octubre de 1994.

• Hey Dad, will you buy me a flame thrower? Of course not. Don't be silly. Even if I didn't use it in the house?

  Bill Watterson

  Dad, Silly, Flames

• [Calvin, que tiene varicela, llama a Susie por teléfono] Susie: ¿Hola? Calvin: ¡Hola, Susie! Soy yo, Calvin. Me preguntaba si te gustaría venir a jugar. Susie: ¡Claro! Chico, creo que nunca me has invitado a... Mamá de Calvin: Calvin, ¿qué haces? Calvin: Nada, mamá. Vete de aquí. Mamá de Calvin: ¡Eres contagioso! ¡No puedes invitar a nadie a jugar! Calvin: ¡Shhhh! ¡Shhhh! ¡Lo vas a estropear todo! Iba a engañar a Susie para que cogiera... ¡HEY! ¡OW! ¡SUÉLTAME! Susie: [Cuelga el teléfono] ¿Alguna posibilidad de ser transferido, papá?

  Bill Watterson

  Mom, Letting Go, Dad

• Desde septiembre hace cada vez más frío. También he notado que hay menos luz diurna. Esto sólo puede significar una cosa: el sol se está apagando. En unos meses más la Tierra será una bola de hielo oscura y sin vida. Papá dice que el sol no se está apagando. Dice que hace más frío porque la órbita de la Tierra nos aleja del sol. Dice que el invierno llegará pronto. ¿No es triste que algunas personas tengan un control tan precario de sus vidas que prefieran cualquier delirio absurdo antes que enfrentarse a una verdad sombría?

  Bill Watterson

  Papá, Malo, Oscuro

• Dad: Honey, have you seen my glasses? I can"t find them. Mom: I haven't seen them. Calvin: (with glasses, to Dad) Calvin, go do something you hate! Being miserable builds character!

  Bill Watterson

  Mom, Dad, Hate

• Calvin: Somewhere in Communist Russia, I'll bet there's a little boy who has never known anything but censorship and oppression. But maybe he's heard of America, and he dreams of living in this land of freedom and opportunity! Someday, I'd like to meet that little boy... and tell him the awful TRUTH ABOUT THIS PLACE!! Calvin's Dad: Calvin, be quiet and eat the stupid Lima beans.

  Bill Watterson

  Dream, Dad, Stupid

  "Calvin and Hobbes". Book by Bill Watterson, April 1987.

• Hee hee hee! You should've seen the look on your face!" "If mom and dad cared about me at all, they'd buy me some infra-red nighttime vision goggles.

  Bill Watterson

  Mom, Dad, Vision

• Barney's Dad was really bad so Barney hatched a plan when his dad said "Eat your peas." Barney shouted no and ran Barney tricked his mean old dad and locked him in the cellar Barney's Mom never found out where he'd gone, Cause Barney didn't tell her. There his dad spent his life eating mice and gruel With every bite for fifty years he was sorry he'd been cruel

  Bill Watterson

  Mom, Sorry, Dad

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