Kevin Hearne Quotes

• Monty Python es como la hierba gatera para los empollones. Una vez que empiezan a citarlo, son constitucionalmente incapaces de sentirse deprimidos.

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  Python, Feelings, Nerd

  Kevin Hearne (2011). “Hounded (with two bonus short stories): The Iron Druid Chronicles, Book One”, p.179, Del Rey

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• Depression is a prison to which you have the key except you never think to look for it.

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  Thinking, Keys, Looks

  Kevin Hearne (2013). “Hunted: The Iron Druid Chronicles, Book Six”, p.90, Del Rey

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• La cuestión es, señora MacDonagh, que el universo tiene exactamente el tamaño que puede abarcar su alma. Algunas personas viven en mundos extremadamente pequeños, y otras viven en un mundo de infinitas posibilidades.

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  People, Soul, World

  Kevin Hearne (2014). “The Iron Druid Chronicles 6-Book Bundle: Hounded, Hexed, Hammered, Tricked, Trapped, Hunted”, p.221, Del Rey

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• She's kind of like a Mary Poppins just before she turns to the dark side of the Force," Oberon said. He was still behind the counter, but he had a good lok at her as she exited. "Let go of your anger, Malina! There's still good in you! The Emperor hasn't driven it from you fully!

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  Letting Go, Dark, Sides

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• I suspect that many of us, if given the chance to make one person in our lives love us more, would have no trouble in choosing where to point a finger. We are all needy, all vulnerable, all terrified that perhaps that person has an excellent reason to withhold affection. We shape our purposes to make ourselves worthy and often do not see until much later how it was love-or perhaps the lack of it-that both picked us up and dropped us off at crossroads.

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  Love, Purpose, Shapes

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• Para mí, los momentos que siempre lamento son las oportunidades perdidas de despedirme de las buenas personas, de desearles larga vida y decirles con toda sinceridad: "Construyes y no destruyes; siembras buena voluntad y la cosechas; las sonrisas florecen a tu paso, y yo guardaré tu bondad en depósito y la compartiré cuando surja la ocasión, para que tu vida sea una refrescante bocanada de calma en una tierra de sequía y estrés". Demasiado a menudo nunca llego a decir eso cuando debería decirlo. En lugar de eso, les dejo con el equivalente a un "¡Hasta luego, amigo!", sólo para descubrir que no habrá un "hasta luego" para nosotros.

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  Kindness, Regret, Stress

  Kevin Hearne (2014). “The Iron Druid Chronicles 6-Book Bundle: Hounded, Hexed, Hammered, Tricked, Trapped, Hunted”, p.716, Del Rey

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• People used to say obvious things ironically or as a form of understatement, but in the last few decades they seem to say it with a sense of discovery, and it worries me.

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  Discovery, Obvious Things, People

  Kevin Hearne (2014). “The Iron Druid Chronicles 6-Book Bundle: Hounded, Hexed, Hammered, Tricked, Trapped, Hunted”, p.274, Del Rey

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• Awesome! I'd just bullied Jesus into doing a shot with me. Nobody would ever believe it, but I didn't care. We ordered the insanely expensive stuff, seventy-five dollars for a 1.75-ounce pour of premium Irish whiskey, because if you're doing a shot with Jesus, you don't buy him scotch.

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  Jesus, Believe, Scotch

  Kevin Hearne (2011). “Hammered (with bonus short story): The Iron Druid Chronicles, Book Three”, p.116, Del Rey

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• When he said to give him the sword, I don’t think he meant for you to stick it in his guts.

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  Thinking, Giving, Sticks

  Kevin Hearne (2014). “The Iron Druid Chronicles 6-Book Bundle: Hounded, Hexed, Hammered, Tricked, Trapped, Hunted”, p.103, Del Rey

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• Wisdom eludes me yet, but foolishness I captured long ago and to this day it is my constant companion, though many people consider me wise.

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  Wise, Long Ago, People

  Kevin Hearne (2014). “The Iron Druid Chronicles 6-Book Bundle: Hounded, Hexed, Hammered, Tricked, Trapped, Hunted”, p.776, Del Rey

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• Wooo!’ he said, slamming his shot glass down and coughing a bit. ‘That’s good stuff.’ I agreed heartily. ‘Shall we do another one?’ I asked. ‘Oh no,’ Jesus said quietly, his eyes growing round. ‘This is one of those situations where I have to stop and ask myself, what would I do?

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  Jesus, Eye, Glasses

  Kevin Hearne (2014). “The Iron Druid Chronicles 6-Book Bundle: Hounded, Hexed, Hammered, Tricked, Trapped, Hunted”, p.697, Del Rey

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• - "No digas más", interrumpió Leif. "Lo comprendo. Simplemente tendré que matarlos a todos yo mismo". -"Ahí va otra vez. Te lo digo, a Danny Elfman le encantaría hacerse con esas líneas". -"¿No John Williams?" - "Si tienes unos héroes irremediablemente superados luchando contra el mal y unos tipos imperiales marchando, John Williams es tu hombre. Si necesitas una canción que haga que la gente busque una caja de Kleenex, habla con Randy Newman. Pero si lo que quieres es una atmósfera espeluznante y acordes que estremezcan la espalda para respaldar tus amenazas de muerte casuales, tienes que recurrir a Danny Elfman.

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  Song, Hero, Fighting

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• Gods can screw anything and anybody. For reference, see history. Atticus O'Sullivan

  Kevin Hearne

  Tornillos

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• Brighid’s eyes flashed with a blue flame, and I wondered if she had learned to do that just so she could compete with the Morrigan’s red flashes. Maybe I should try to figure out how to make my eyes flash green so I could freak out the baristas at Starbucks. “No, you foolish mortal,” I’d say as my eyes glowed, “I ordered a nonfat latte.

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  Eye, Blue, Flames

  Kevin Hearne (2011). “Hexed: The Iron Druid Chronicles, Book Two”, p.163, Del Rey

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• Hay imágenes que, una vez vistas, ya no se pueden dejar de ver. Se repiten en bucle en el sistema de cine en casa de tu mente con sonido Dolby surround hasta que estás tan desesperado por librarte de ellas que recurres a otros bucles simplemente para desalojarlas durante un rato.

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  Home, Sight, Surround Sound

  Kevin Hearne (2014). “The Iron Druid Chronicles 6-Book Bundle: Hounded, Hexed, Hammered, Tricked, Trapped, Hunted”, p.810, Del Rey

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• The Morrigan’s ideas of sport and mine varied widely. As a Chooser of the Slain, she tends to enjoy nothing so much as a protracted war. She hangs out with Kali and the Valkyries and they have a death goddesses’ night out on the battlefield.

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  Sports, War, Night

  Kevin Hearne (2014). “The Iron Druid Chronicles 6-Book Bundle: Hounded, Hexed, Hammered, Tricked, Trapped, Hunted”, p.21, Del Rey

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• When in doubt, blame the dark elves.

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  Dark, Doubt, Blame

  Kevin Hearne (2014). “The Iron Druid Chronicles 6-Book Bundle: Hounded, Hexed, Hammered, Tricked, Trapped, Hunted”, p.606, Del Rey

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• As any war veteran will tell you, there is a vast difference between preparing for battle and actually facing battle for the first time. You can be told that reading Victor Hugo will sap your will to live, but you can't understand what it means until you've read a few chapters and your eyes are glazed over and someone has to revive you with a defibrillator.

  Kevin Hearne

  War, Reading, Mean

  "Tricked". Book by Kevin Hearne, April 24, 2012.

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• I can't spend too much time in the forests because I invariably leave traces-ridiculously happy trees, basically, since I'm the last Druid in the world and they tend to geek out like Joss Whedon fans when I show up.

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  Tree, Fans, World

  Kevin Hearne (2014). “The Iron Druid Chronicles 6-Book Bundle: Hounded, Hexed, Hammered, Tricked, Trapped, Hunted”, p.294, Del Rey

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• He will spit you and roast you with rosemary, and we will all sample your flesh tonight. Tomorrow you will be shat out into the snow. Your diplomacy is bold and edgy, sir.

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  Snow, Tonight, Rosemary

  Kevin Hearne (2014). “The Iron Druid Chronicles 6-Book Bundle: Hounded, Hexed, Hammered, Tricked, Trapped, Hunted”, p.806, Del Rey

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• I had my own dump truck of bad karma waiting for me somewhere ahwad. I had certainly earned it, but I raced to avoid it if I could; there was no way I wanted to fell that.

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  Karma, Waiting, Way

  Kevin Hearne (2013). “Hunted: The Iron Druid Chronicles, Book Six”, p.96, Del Rey

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• Not everyone can be bribed with meat, Oberon." "They Can't? Oh! you mean they're vegetarian." "No, they eat meat. It just doesn't sway their decision making process." "Well that... that's just wrong, Atticus!Are they Monsters? It's like they have no moral center!

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  Mean, Decision, Monsters

  Kevin Hearne (2014). “The Iron Druid Chronicles 6-Book Bundle: Hounded, Hexed, Hammered, Tricked, Trapped, Hunted”, p.1419, Del Rey

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• How would you take care of it?” I asked. He shrugged. “I know some ghouls. I make a couple calls, the guys come over for dinner, problem solved.” “They can put away nine whole giants? There’s that many ghouls in town?” “Probably not,” Leif admitted. “But whatever they do not eat tonight, they’ll take the rest to go.” I stared at him in disbelief. “You mean like a doggie bag?” The vampire nodded with a thin trace of a smile. “They have a refrigerated truck, Atticus. These are practical guys.

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  Couple, Mean, Ghouls

  Kevin Hearne (2014). “The Iron Druid Chronicles 6-Book Bundle: Hounded, Hexed, Hammered, Tricked, Trapped, Hunted”, p.120, Del Rey

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• its difficult to dislike a man who takes pleasure in giving away free beer.

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  Beer, Men, Giving

  Kevin Hearne (2012). “Trapped: The Iron Druid Chronicles, Book Five”, p.126, Del Rey

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• I didn't respond, because naked people never win arguments.

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  Winning, People, Naked

  Kevin Hearne (2014). “The Iron Druid Chronicles 6-Book Bundle: Hounded, Hexed, Hammered, Tricked, Trapped, Hunted”, p.288, Del Rey

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