Stephen Colbert Quotes About Fighting

• I must confess that I've never trusted the Web. I've always seen it as a coward's tool. Where does it live? How do you hold it personally responsible? Can you put a distributed network of fiber-optic cable "on notice"? And is it male or female? In other words, can I challenge it to a fight?

  Stephen Colbert

  Responsibility, Fighting, Challenges

• I may not agree with what you have to say but I will fight you to the death for the right to fight you to the death.

  Stephen Colbert

  Fighting, May, Agree

• Sorry, but retirement offends me. You don’t just stop fighting in the middle of a war because your legs hurt. So why do you get to stop working in the middle of your life just because your prostate hurts? That’s desertion.

  Stephen Colbert

  Retirement, Hurt, Sorry

• This is a crucial time in the fight for corporate civil rights. Just look at the hateful signs at Occupy Wallstreet: 'Corporations Are Not People!' Wow, I thought we were past the point in this country where some people aren't people just because they have different color skin or different religion or were born in a lawyer's office, only exist on paper, have no soul and can never die.

  Stephen Colbert

  Country, Fighting, Past

• El senador Kerry no apoya a nuestras tropas. Si hubiera ganado las elecciones, no quedarían tropas en Irak. El Presidente Bush, en cambio, ha dado a nuestras tropas la oportunidad de luchar sin fin. Eso está creando puestos de trabajo. De hecho, las políticas del presidente ayudaron a crear 104 puestos de trabajo más el mes pasado. ¿Ahora quién es estúpido, Senador?

  Stephen Colbert

  Jobs, Stupid, Fighting

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