Judy Gold Quotes

• My doctor said I had OCD. I couldn't believe it. I had to call him nine times to make sure.

  Judy Gold

  Uplifting, Believe, Doctors

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• Comedy is the most palliative way to make a point. People are more willing to listen if they can laugh.

  Judy Gold

  People, Laughing, Way

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• If you're going to hit a car, try to be sure that it's not a cop car

  Judy Gold

  Life, Car, Trying

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• The first time I did stand-up was on a dare.

  Judy Gold

  Firsts, First Time, Dare

  "Funny Women: An Interview With Humorist Judy Gold". Interview with Liza Donnelly, www.forbes.com. October 2, 2014.

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• What if obese people couldn't get married?

  Judy Gold

  People, What If, Married

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• Hace doce años le extirparon las cataratas a mi madre. Entonces, hace doce años, el médico le da estas enormes gafas de sol para que se las ponga para protegerse los ojos del sol durante 4-6 semanas después de la operación... hace doce años. Todavía las lleva. Cree que son atractivas. Se parece a Bea Arthur como soldadora.

  Judy Gold

  Mother, Eye, Thinking

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• Joan Rivers broke down barriers, advocated for free speech, and never apologized for who she was.

  Judy Gold

  Rivers, Speech, Broke

  "Joan Rivers gave misfit girls permission to dream" by Judy Gold, www.cnn.com. September 5, 2014.

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• Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative.

  Judy Gold

  Halloween, Opportunity, Creative

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• We never talked to each other in my family. We communicated by putting Ann Landers articles on the refrigerator.

  Judy Gold

  My Family, Refrigerators, Articles

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• I have a nice little house in LA. Well, the bedroom is nice. I have French doors in the bedroom. They don't open unless I lick them.

  Judy Gold

  Nice, Doors, House

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