Janet Evanovich Quotes

• Suelo comer sándwiches de mantequilla de cacahuete. Mantequilla de cacahuete y plátano, mantequilla de cacahuete y mermelada, mantequilla de cacahuete y patatas fritas, mantequilla de cacahuete y aceitunas, y mantequilla de cacahuete y malvavisco. Demándame, me gusta la mantequilla de cacahuete.

  Janet Evanovich

  Peanut Butter, Jelly, Sandwiches

  Janet Evanovich (2008). “Fearless Fourteen: A Stephanie Plum Novel”, p.348, Macmillan

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• Puede que no sea la mujer más paciente del mundo, ni la más glamurosa, ni la más atlética, pero estoy a la cabeza en lo que a resistencia se refiere.

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  Athletic, World, Lines

  Janet Evanovich (1999). “Three To Get Deadly: A Stephanie Plum Novel”, p.277, Simon and Schuster

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• When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.

  Janet Evanovich

  School, Boys, Dust

  Janet Evanovich (2007). “Twelve Sharp”, p.325, Macmillan

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• Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

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  Celebration, Calories, Connected

  Janet Evanovich (2010). “Hard Eight: A Stephanie Plum Novel”, p.57, Macmillan

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• Everyone knows that if you buy chocolate with spare change, then the calories don't count.

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  Chocolate, Calories, Spare Change

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• Okay, take a deep breath, I told myself. Don't go all hormonal. Get the facts straight. Have a mental doughnut.

  Janet Evanovich

  Facts, Take A Deep Breath, Okay

  Janet Evanovich (2007). “Twelve Sharp”, p.34, Macmillan

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• The way I see it, life is a jelly doughnut. You don't really know what it's about until you bite into it. And then, just when you decided it's good, you drop a big glob of jelly on your best T-shirt.

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  Jelly, Way, Life Is

  FaceBook post by Janet Evanovich from Mar 09, 2017

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• Make sure your main characters are likeable. They can be flawed, but your readers need to be able to root for them.

  Janet Evanovich

  Character, Roots, Needs

  Interview with Brian Sherwin, briansherwin-artcritic.blogspot.ru. October 31, 2010.

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• You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

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  Romantic, Sweet, Marshmallow

  Janet Evanovich (2011). “Stephanie Plum One, Two, Three: One for the Money, Two for the Dough, Three to Get Deadly”, p.183, Simon and Schuster

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• Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.

  Janet Evanovich

  Men, These Days, Jerry

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• Ranger sent us to check on you," Hal said. "We just got here, and we heard shots." "Some moron ate my jelly doughnut," Lula said. "So I shot him.

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  Jelly, Checks, Shots

  Janet Evanovich (2010). “Sizzling Sixteen”, p.24, Macmillan

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• A woman's never too old to make an idiot of herself. It goes along with equality of the sexes and potty parity.

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  Sex, Idiot, Potty

  Janet Evanovich (2001). “Three Plums In One: One for the Money, Two for the Dough, Three to Get Deadly”, p.714, Simon and Schuster

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• Personally, I'm a lazy kind of guy, and leaving the door open on the mystical saves me work. I don't have to stress my brain trying to explain the unexplainable. It's magic. End of discussion.

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  Stress, Doors, Guy

  Janet Evanovich (2010). “Wicked Appetite”, p.110, Macmillan

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• Ranger Smiled. 'You want me to be Superman? Spend the night with me.

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  Night, Want, Rangers

  Janet Evanovich (2007). “More Plums in One: Four to Score, High Five, and Hot Six”, p.726, Macmillan

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• Las novelas románticas son una tarta de cumpleaños y la vida suele ser mantequilla de cacahuete y mermelada. Creo que todo el mundo debería tener a mano un montón de deliciosas novelas románticas para esos momentos en los que la mantequilla de cacahuete de la vida se te queda pegada al paladar.

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  Birthday, Lying, Thinking

  Janet Evanovich (1988). “Thanksgiving”, Loveswept

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• I'm underrealized," Lula said. "I gotta lot of untapped potential. Yesterday my horoscope said I gotta expand my horizons." "You expand any more in that dress, and you'll get yourself arrested," Connie said. -- Twelve Sharp

  Janet Evanovich

  Yesterday, Twelve, Dresses

  Janet Evanovich (2007). “Twelve Sharp”, p.10, St. Martin's Press

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• Either get out of bed or else take your clothes off," he said. "I'm not in the mood to compromise.

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  Clothes, Bed, Compromise

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• Truth is, I think naked men are kind of strange looking what with their doodles and ding-dong hanging loose like they do. Nevertheless, there's the curiosity thing. I guess it's another one of those car crash experiences, where you feel compelled to look even if you know you'll be horrified.

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  Men, Thinking, Car

  Janet Evanovich (2010). “Seven Up: A Stephanie Plum Novel”, p.160, Macmillan

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• Los hombres son como los zapatos. Algunos quedan mejor que otros. Y a veces sales de compras y no hay nada que te guste. Y luego, por suerte, a la semana siguiente encuentras dos que son perfectos, pero no tienes dinero para comprar los dos".

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  Funny, Men, Next Week

  FaceBook post by Janet Evanovich from Feb 13, 2014

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• Ranger plays by his own set of rules, and I don't have a complete copy.

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  Play, Rangers, Copies

  Janet Evanovich (2009). “Lean Mean Thirteen”, p.7, Macmillan

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• Morelli beeped his truck unlocked. “If you’re looking for your rent-a-cop, I told Ranger you’d be with me this morning.” “Did he make you take a blood oath that you’d protect me?” “He asked me if I had adequate health insurance.

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  Morning, Blood, Adequate

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• God's a busy guy. He don't have time to micromanage. What are the chances he heard that? It's early in the morning. He's probably having breakfast with Mrs. God.

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  Morning, Guy, Breakfast

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• The elevator doors opened, and Ranger stepped out and spied Tank stretched out on the carpet. "Fainted," I said. Ranger walked to Tank and stood hands on hips, staring down at him. "Tank doesn't faint. I've been in firefights with him. He's a rock." "Well, the rock fainted.

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  Rocks, Doors, Hands

  Janet Evanovich (2008). “Fearless Fourteen: A Stephanie Plum Novel”, p.65, Macmillan

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• My mother drove back to the intersection. "Who are you dating?" "Don't ask," I said. I wasn't dating anyone. I was fornicating with Batman.

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  Mother, Dating, Said

  Janet Evanovich (2010). “Hard Eight: A Stephanie Plum Novel”, p.145, Macmillan

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• He had a body like batman

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  Cuerpo

  Janet Evanovich (2011). “Explosive Eighteen: A Stephanie Plum Novel”, p.30, Bantam

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