Carl Barron Quotes

• I hate dates. I sit at home all day, and I don't fart once. I go on a date and I've got twenty in the bank straight away.

  Carl Barron

  Hate, Home, Twenties

  "Carl Barron Live". Comedy, 2003.

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• My dad was proud of himself when he farted. He sounds like he's strangling a chicken when he farts.

  Carl Barron

  Funny, Dad, Sound

  "Carl Barron Live". Comedy, 2003.

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