Chris D'Elia Quotes

• We're the only species that listens to Michael Bublé when we have sex. That's gotta be wrong.

  Chris D'Elia

  Sex, Species

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• My biggest pet peeve is when a girl says, "I'm not into drama." Why are you even mentioning it?! That's dramatic in itself!

  Chris D'Elia

  Girl, Drama, Pet

  "Whitney's Chris D'Elia Is Back With More Relationship Advice". Interview with Annie Gabillet, www.popsugar.com. February 14, 2012.

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• No perfume. Because I want to know how you smell - right off the bat. Don't mask it up. I need to know how you smell because I need to know how we connect. A smell is a big thing. Pheromones. Don't cover that.

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  Smell, Bats, Needs

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• A girl who pays attention is very cool. It's really hard to pay attention to someone. I understand. I get it. I get bored a lot when I'm talking to people, but I try. So I'd like for the girl to try, too.

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  Girl, Talking, Bored

  "Whitney's Chris D'Elia Is Back With More Relationship Advice". Interview with Annie Gabillet, www.popsugar.com. February 14, 2012.

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• Every guy is different, but just prepare to know him in a different way and be OK with it, because the times I've lived with girls, and I've lived with some very sweet girls, I felt bad that they had to live with me.

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  Girl, Sweet, Guy

  "Whitney's Chris D'Elia Is Back With More Relationship Advice". Interview with Annie Gabillet, www.popsugar.com. February 14, 2012.

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• Creo que los hombres piensan que necesitan sus cuevas de hombre. En realidad no es así. Creen que las quieren, y en el momento en que las consiguen y tienen tiempo a solas y tiempo lejos de la chica, y la chica está realmente de acuerdo en darles tiempo a solas, entonces es cuando ellos, o al menos yo, empiezo a pensar: "Entonces, ¿por qué te parece bien que esté solo? ¿Qué me pasa que no quieres estar conmigo cada segundo?".

  Chris D'Elia

  Girl, Men, Thinking

  "Whitney's Chris D'Elia Is Back With More Relationship Advice". Interview with Annie Gabillet, www.popsugar.com. February 14, 2012.

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• Cuando empecé a hacer monólogos, todo encajó. Fue entonces cuando empecé a actuar más; sentí que había encontrado mi lugar en el negocio.

  Chris D'Elia

  Acting, Found, Felt

  Interview with Marah Eakin, www.avclub.com. June 12, 2012.

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• I'm a dude, obviously, and when I'm not in a relationship, I don't do laundry until I want to. But if I live with a girl, you have to do it when she wants to or when we want to, which sucks.

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  Girl, Want, Laundry

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• Women, tend to talk more than men, and they do this thing where they say things that can easily be shown. Like, they don't need to do that.

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  Men, Needs

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