Dave Attell Quotes - Page 4

• I have no grand scheme.

  Dave Attell

  Esquemas

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• Once you get offstage you're just like everyone else, and everyone else can get into a fight.

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  Lucha contra

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• La pena capital, esa cosa me asusta, de verdad. Estaba hablando con mi amigo sobre la silla eléctrica, y empezó a flipar. Decía: "¿La silla eléctrica? Es demasiado buena para esta gente. Eso es demasiado bueno para ellos'. Muy bien, ¿cómo hacemos que la silla eléctrica sea peor? ¿Qué tal esto? Tienen que pedalear una batería de coche a su propia cabeza. ¿Está bien así? ¿Es suficiente, Sr. Hitler?

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  Talking, Punishment, Car

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• I wanna get a little drunk, but I also want some pancakes.

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  Drunk, Want, Littles

  "Skanks for the Memories". Comedy album, February 4, 2003.

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• I'm a joke comic. I tell jokes.

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  Comic, Jokes

  Interview with Keith Phipps, www.avclub.com. February 19, 2003.

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• Men are having sex with animals and we wonder why the animals attack us. And I'll tell you why: it's cuz of that one sick man, and it's up to me and a half-mexican to stop him.

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  Sexo, Animal, Hombres

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• I have soundtracks for a lot of stuff.

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  Stuff, Soundtracks

  "Random Rules: Dave Attell". Interview with Sean O'Neal, www.avclub.com. January 2, 2008.

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• I'm not really a music guy.

  Dave Attell

  Guy

  "Random Rules: Dave Attell". Interview with Sean O'Neal, www.avclub.com. January 2, 2008.

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• I get recognized, but I'm not really a famous famous.

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  Interview with Chris O'Connell, www.avclub.com. August 17, 2009.

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• I used to do drugs, but that was way back there.

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  Divertido, Humor, Droga

  "Skanks for the Memories". Comedy album, 2003.

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• I like doing stand-up and I love putting out TV specials. I'm not an actor though, so I don't really have much choice in the matter.

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  Choices, Actors, Matter

  Interview with Chris O'Connell, www.avclub.com. August 17, 2009.

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• I like doing stand-up and I love putting out TV specials.

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  Tvs

  Interview with Chris O'Connell, www.avclub.com. August 17, 2009.

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• I'm not the comic of the generation, I'm not even the funniest guy in my family.

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  Guy, Generations, My Family

  Interview with Chris O'Connell, www.avclub.com. August 17, 2009.

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• For me, Molly Hatchet is high school. It makes me feel like I have hair and a future.

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  School, Hair, Hatchet

  "Random Rules: Dave Attell". Interview with Sean O'Neal, www.avclub.com. January 2, 2008.

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• I don't watch reality TV.

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  Reality, Watches, Tvs

  "Random Rules: Dave Attell". Interview with Sean O'Neal, music.avclub.com. February 01, 2008.

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• I'm a joke comic. I tell jokes. I like writing a joke, and I like when a joke works, and I like other comics who tell jokes.

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  Writing, Comic, Jokes

  Interview with Keith Phipps, www.avclub.com. February 19, 2003.

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• I'm not like a performer type.

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  Type, Performers

  Interview with Keith Phipps, www.avclub.com. February 19, 2003.

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• I don't think I'm a star or a celebrity or any thing like that.

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  Stars, Thinking

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• I never wanted to be famous.

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  Se busca

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