Corinne Maier Quotes

• Remember that work is not a place for self-fulfillment. If it were, you would know it.

  Corinne Maier

  Work, Self, Remember

  Corinne Maier (2007). “Bonjour Laziness: Why Hard Work Doesn't Pay”, p.65, Vintage

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• The more big business talks about something, the less of it there is. For example, it 'values' jobs just at the moment when they disappear; it revels in 'autonomy' when in fact you have to fill out forms in triplicate for the slightest trifle and ask the advice of six people to make insignificant decisions; it harps on 'ethics' while believing in absolutely nothing.

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  Jobs, Business, Believe

  Corinne Maier (2007). “Bonjour Laziness: Why Hard Work Doesn't Pay”, p.9, Vintage

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• Never, under any circumstances, accept a position of responsibility. You will be forced to work harder with no other benefits than a few extra bucks - 'peanuts,' as they say, if that.

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  Work, Responsibility, Benefits

  Corinne Maier (2007). “Bonjour Laziness: Why Hard Work Doesn't Pay”, p.65, Vintage

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• Lo que haces no tiene sentido. Te pueden sustituir cualquier día de la semana por el primer imbécil que entre por la puerta. Así que trabaja lo menos posible y dedica un poco de tiempo (aunque no demasiado) a "venderte" y a "establecer contactos" para que tengas respaldo y seas intocable (e intocado) la próxima vez que se reestructure la empresa.

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  Business, Work, Doors

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• In the biggest companies, seek out the most useless positions: those in consultancy, appraisal, research, and study. The more useless your position, the less possible it will be to assess your 'contribution to the firm's assets.

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  Business, Work, Research

  Corinne Maier (2007). “Bonjour Laziness: Why Hard Work Doesn't Pay”, p.65, Vintage

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• Ethics is a bit like culture: the less one has, the more one flaunts it.

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  Culture, Ethics, Bits

  Corinne Maier (2007). “Bonjour Laziness: Why Hard Work Doesn't Pay”, p.33, Vintage

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• Only communist regimes have churned out more jargon than modern business.

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  Business, Jargon, Modern

  Corinne Maier (2007). “Bonjour Laziness: Why Hard Work Doesn't Pay”, p.13, Vintage

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• Ethics is a detergent word, used time and time again to clean consciences without scrubbing.

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  Ethics, Clean, Used

  Corinne Maier (2007). “Bonjour Laziness: Why Hard Work Doesn't Pay”, p.33, Vintage

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• Culture, which by definition serves no purpose, has now found a role as the consort of business. Right off the bat we have a beached whale, since there is nothing that disdains culture as much as business does. ... In fact, 'corporate culture' is nothing more than the crystallization of the stupidity of a group of people at a given moment.

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  Business, Whales, People

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• Corporations never actually mention 'money'; that would be vulgar. They prefer such words as 'turnover,' 'profit,' 'salary,' 'revenue,' 'budget,' 'premium,' and 'savings,' all much more refined.

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  Business, Salary, Would Be

  Corinne Maier (2007). “Bonjour Laziness: Why Hard Work Doesn't Pay”, p.19, Vintage

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• we live in a world of excess: too many kinds of coffee, too many magazines, too many types of bread, too many digital recordings of Beethoven's Ninth, too many choices of rearview mirrors on the latest Renault. Sometimes you say to yourself: It's too much, it's all too much.

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  Coffee, Mirrors, Choices

  Corinne Maier (2005). “Bonjour laziness: jumping off the corporate ladder”, Pantheon

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• Money counts more than you think.

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  Pensar

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• When you're 'recruiting' people in temporary positions for the firm (short-term contracts, free-lancers, etc.) treat them well: remember, they're the only ones who actually do any work.

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  Empresa, Trabajo, Personas

  Corinne Maier (2007). “Bonjour Laziness: Why Hard Work Doesn't Pay”, p.66, Vintage

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• The religion of the corporate world is novelty. What is new is always right.

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  Business, World, Novelty

  Corinne Maier (2007). “Bonjour Laziness: Why Hard Work Doesn't Pay”, p.28, Vintage

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• Business and its logic of productivity have become the reference point in a society that thinks marketing every time it opens its mouth.

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  Business, Thinking, Marketing

  Corinne Maier (2007). “Bonjour Laziness: Why Hard Work Doesn't Pay”, p.34, Vintage

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• Manager' is a title, not a function. It's better to be one than not. Since you spend all day doing the job of the person above you, the higher up you are, the less you have to do.

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  Jobs, Work, Titles

  Corinne Maier (2005). “Bonjour laziness: jumping off the corporate ladder”, Pantheon

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• any effort at large-scale reorganization - that is, any project spanning more than two years and, more generally, anything that has not already been done - is inevitably doomed to failure.

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  Empresa, Años, Dos

  Corinne Maier (2007). “Bonjour Laziness: Why Hard Work Doesn't Pay”, p.10, Vintage

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• the middle manager is doomed to remain just that. Once an office rat, always an office rat.

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  Business, Work, Office

  Corinne Maier (2007). “Bonjour Laziness: Why Hard Work Doesn't Pay”, p.21, Vintage

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• although the typist has disappeared, her work has not: now you do it yourself. ... Since most companies have reduced the managerial ranks, there are fewer and fewer bosses, so you become a manger, his boss, and his secretary all rolled into one.

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  Business, Work, Boss

  Corinne Maier (2007). “Bonjour Laziness: Why Hard Work Doesn't Pay”, p.57, Vintage

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