Constipation Quotes

• I've had it with you and your emotional constipation!

  Washington Irving

  Emotional, Tarzan Movie

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• And if doctor says that you don't have IBS with constipation, you might want to get a second opinion, because I had doctors that were telling me... of course, a lot of this has to do with science - progressing.

  Cybill Shepherd

  Science, Doctors, Progress

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• Why are you worrying about YOU-KNOW-WHO, when you should be worrying about YOU-NO-POO? The constipation sensation that's gripping the nation!

  J. K. Rowling

  Worry, Should, Gripping

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• Some people have constipation of the brain but their mouth has the runs.

  Dane Cook

  Running, People, Brain

  FaceBook post by Dane Cook from Sep 03, 2014

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• It's a spiritual malnutrition tied to a moral constipation, where people have a sense of what's right and what's good. It's just stuck, and they can't get it out because there's too much greed. There's too much obsession with reputation and addiction to narrow conceptions of success.

  Cornel West

  Spiritual, Addiction, People

  "Cornel West reconsidera al presidente Obama". "Talk of the Nation" con Tony Cox, www.npr.org. 2 de agosto de 2010.

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• Otro intruso que asola nuestra buena salud es el insomnio. El insomnio es muy parecido al estreñimiento, en el sentido de que el estrés o la tensión nerviosa pueden provocarlo o agravarlo hasta casi no poder hacerle frente. Por eso hay somníferos en tantos botiquines, junto a los laxantes.

  Jack LaLanne

  Estrés, sueño, insomnio

  Jack Lalanne (1995). "Revitalice su vida después de los cincuenta", Hastings House Pub

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• Austerity causes constipation; excess, diarrhea.

  Mason Cooley

  Excess, Austerity, Causes

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• When people are collecting gold they aren't doing business. ... Gold is constipation: even bankruptcy is more fluid. Gold isn't wealth: positions in markets are wealth.

  Christina Stead

  Money, People, Gold

  Christina Stead (2012). “House of All Nations”, p.245, Open Road Media

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• Constipation was one of the things she hated most in the world, on par with despicable men who commit domestic violence and narrow-minded religious fundamentalists.

  Haruki Murakami

  Religious, Men, Domestic Violence

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• Every reader should ask himself periodically “Toward what end, toward what end?”—but do not ask it too often lest you pass up the fun of programming for the constipation of bittersweet philosophy.

  Alan Perlis

  Fun, Philosophy, Bittersweet

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• Learned researches lead to headaches, constipation, and befuddled quarreling.

  Mason Cooley

  Learning, Research, Headache

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• Los vegetarianos, al dejar de comer carne, tienden a llenarse con demasiado almidón. Esto no les deja más sanos que a los carnívoros, con estreñimiento, indigestión, resfriados, catarros, tos y dolencias de pecho que les acosan. Comer con moderación panes, pasteles, galletas, macarrones, espaguetis, cualquier cosa que contenga almidón, es un gran paso en el camino hacia la buena salud.

  Helen y Scott Nearing

  Vegetarianismo, Pastel, Saludable

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• At least 50% of all children in the United States are allergic to cow's milk, many undiagnosed. Dairy products are the leading cause of food allergy, often revealed by diarrhea, constipation, and fatigue. Many cases of asthma and sinus infections are reported to be relieved and even eliminated by cutting out dairy.

  Frank Oski

  Children, Cutting, United States

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• If Mother had to be told not to shove the entire brick of Ivory up Junior's hindquarters, constipation is the least of his problems.

  James Lileks

  Mother, Ivory, Juniors

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• It's the business of movies, it's the fights that go along with the level of budget, and more than anything, it's the creative constipation of having to live with one idea for two or three years. It's just not that fun.

  Matt Stone

  Fun, Fighting, Two

  "Trey Parker & Matt Stone". Interview with Aaron Franco, www.avclub.com. March 19, 2008.

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