Hamsters Quotes - Page 2

• Well, I'm an uncle now ... don't know if I'm a good one. My nephew asked me the difference between a hamster and a gerbil and I told him I thought there was more dark meat on a gerbil.

  Bobcat Goldthwait

  Uncles, Dark, Differences

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• It's for the hamster that I'm gonna buy! This is so perfect! (after opening a hamster wheel at Christmas)

  Gerard Way

  Perfect, Wheels, Hamster Wheel

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• I voted against Gerald Nabarro in my first general election, but my defiance made no difference. If you had put a Conservative rosette on a mustachioed hamster, it would have been elected.

  Jeremy Paxman

  Differences, America, World

  Jeremy Paxman (2002). “The political animal: an anatomy”

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• The wheels are turning, but the hamsters are all dead. Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot. I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig, you get dirty; and besides, the pig likes it.

  George Bernard Shaw

  Dirty, Long Ago, Pigs

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• And then the turbines generate electricity that goes into the whole town." "You mean they aren't powered by giant hamsters on wheels? I was misinformed.

  Michael Grant

  Mean, Giants, Towns

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• I do not mean to be the slightest bit critical of TV newspeople, who do a superb job, considering that they operate under severe time constraints and have the intellectual depth of hamsters. But TV news can only present the "bare bones" of a story; it takes a newspaper, with its capability to present vast amounts of information, to render the story truly boring.

  Dave Barry

  Jobs, Mean, Tv News

  Dave Barry (2009). “Dave Barry Is from Mars and Venus”, p.219, Ballantine Books

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• Some Poor grad student pressing on the flanks of a hamster and out comes a doctorate on the other side

  Robert M. Sapolsky

  Sides, Students, Poor

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• All marriages are same sex marriages. You get married and every night, it's the same sex.

  Bill Maher

  Divertido, Sexo, Humor

  Bill Maher (2006). “New Rules: Polite Musings from a Timid Observer”, p.113, Rodale

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• No estaba acostumbrado al olor del aliento de dragón, que se describe mejor como una combinación del hedor de la goma quemada y el olor de los calcetines viejos, con matices de una jaula de hámster en extrema necesidad de una limpieza.

  Angie Sage

  Dragons, Smell, Needs

  Angie Sage (2012). "Physik: Septimus Heap", p.149, A&C Black

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• The real slums are another matter. The bad parts of Tondo are as bad as any place I've seen, ancient, filthy houses swarmed with the poor and stinking of sewage and trash. But there are worse parts - squatter areas where people live under cardboard, in shipping crates, behind tacked-up newspapers. Dad would march you straight to the basement with a hairbrush in his hand if he caught you keeping your hamster cage like this.

  P. J. O'Rourke

  Dad, Real, Hands

  P. J. O'Rourke (2016). “Republican Party Reptile: The Confessions, Adventures, Essays and (Other) Outrages of . . .”, p.62, Pan Macmillan

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• I could keep trying to do the same kind of comedies. You know how it's going to go, and you can get an audience with it, but then I feel like a hamster on a wheel.

  Vince Vaughn

  Trying, Wheels, Comedy

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Con los chicos siempre sabes a qué atenerte. Justo en el camino de un huracán. Todo está ahí. Las moscas de la fruta revoloteando sobre su cubo de basura, el hámster tratando de escapar a un aire más limpio, los dormitorios decorados en el baño de la estación de autobuses.

  Erma Bombeck

  Boys, Air, Fruit Flies

  Erma Bombeck (2013). “The Erma Bombeck Collection: If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?, Motherhood, and The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank”, p.196, Open Road Media

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• Nueva norma: El matrimonio gay no llevará al matrimonio canino. No es una pendiente resbaladiza hacia el emparejamiento desenfrenado entre especies. Cuando las mujeres obtuvieron el derecho al voto, no llevó a los hámsters a votar. Ningún tribunal ha extendido la cláusula de igualdad de protección al salmón. Y que conste que todos los matrimonios son del "mismo sexo". Te casas y cada noche es del mismo sexo.

  Bill Maher

  Dog, Sex, Gay

  Bill Maher (2006). “New Rules: Polite Musings from a Timid Observer”, p.113, Rodale

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• Haven't had your fill of interesting events?" "Never. They are the spice of life." She held up her half-finished hat. "How do you like it?" "It's nice. The blue is pretty. But what do the runes say?" "Raxacori-Oh, never mind. It wouldn't mean a thing to you anyway. Safe travels to you and Saphira, Eragon. And remember to watch out for earwigs and wild hamsters.  Ferocious things, wild hamsters." 

  Christopher Paolini

  Nice, Mean, Blue

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• Sung to the tune of O Christmas Tree O woe is me, O woe is me, I used to have a hamster tree, But it was eaten by a newt, And now I have no cuddly fruit, O woe is me, O woe is me, I used to have a hamster tree!

  Clive Barker

  Woe Is Me, Tree, Tunes

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• A squat cannot be performed on a Smith machine any more than it can be performed in a small closet with a hamster.

  Mark Rippetoe

  Machines, Squat, Closets

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• The Hamsters really kick ass - Slim is one of your greatest guitar players

  Walter Trout

  Player, Guitar, Slim

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• ¿Por qué no iba a ser así para el resto de nosotros? ¿Por qué no dejarse llevar? ¿Simplemente pasear al perro y enviar los tweets y comer los bollos y jugar con los hámsters y montar en bicicleta y ver las puestas de sol y ver las películas y no preocuparnos nunca por nada de eso? No sabía que podía ser tan fácil. No lo sabía hasta ahora. Me parece bien.

  Joshua Ferris

  Vida, Perro, Atardecer

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• If anybody felt worse than I did, it was Amos. I had just enough magic to turn myself into a falcon and him into a hamster (hey, I was rushed!)

  Rick Riordan

  Magic, Hey, Enough

  Rick Riordan (2010). "The Kane Chronicles, The, Book One: Red Pyramid, Hyperion.

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• Yeah, well, don’t worry about it. I’ve never met a Daimon yet I couldn’t take. (Wulf) Guess again, little brother. You just met one, and trust me, he’s not like any you’ve ever met before. He makes Desiderius look like a pet hamster. (Acheron)

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Brother, Worry, Pet

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2010). “Kiss of the Night”, p.119, St. Martin's Paperbacks

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• DNS is kind of the hamster under the hood that drives the Internet.

  David Ulevitch

  Kind, Internet, Hood

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• Los peces de colores, los hámsters, los ratones blancos e incluso las semillitas del vaso de poliestireno mueren. Y nosotros también.

  Robert Fulghum

  Death, White, Styrofoam

  Gail Feinstein Forman, Robert Fulghum (1994). "Todo empezó en el jardín de infancia: Historias inolvidables para escuchar y conversar", Prentice Hall

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• No matter if you're a man, woman, cat, hamster, you will get lost in Matt Bomer's eyes. I don't know what they are made of outside of dreams and rainbows and amazingness but it truly doesn't matter. And when he sings. It's like God gave with both hands and then grew a third hand and graced him with more.

  Channing Tatum

  Dream, Cat, Eye

  Source: m.usmagazine.com

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• I love the hamster but I think if I took him on tour he might die.

  Lauren Mayberry

  Thinking, Might, Ifs

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• Privately, I consider religion to be a load of bollocks, but when you have a sobbing five year old wanting to know what happened to her hamster, you develop an instant belief in anything that dissolves some of the heartbreak off her face.

  Tana French

  Heart, Years, Faces

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