Last Night Quotes - Page 9

• The big news is the midterm elections. Last night Republicans picked up a dozen seats in the House to give them their biggest majority since World War II. Or as they put it, 'Time to party like it's 1939!'

  Jimmy Fallon

  War, Party, Night

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• Republican Scott Brown lost his bid for Senate in New Hampshire last night, two years after he was voted out as Senator in Massachusetts. When asked what he was planning to do next, he said, 'Are they still looking for a mayor in Toronto?'

  Jimmy Fallon

  Night, Years, Two

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• Anoche vi a tu fantasma pedaleando en una bicicleta con una cesta hacia una luna tan llena como mi pesada cabeza y nada me apetecía más que estar sentada en esa cesta como ET con mi corazón resplandeciente atravesándome el pecho y mi dedo resplandeciente apuntando en dirección a nuestro hogar.

  Andrea Gibson

  Inspiración, Hogar, Corazón

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• Yeah, D-Wade called me up last night and said that he saw some film of me in high school and thinks that my form then was better and that I should shoot like that. I told him I'd think about it and then my pops called and said something like that so I decided to revert back and then.

  Shaquille O'Neal

  Basketball, School, Night

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• During last night's Republican debate, Mike Huckabee got a big laugh when he said that Congress has been spending money like John Edwards at a beauty salon. Then Huckabee got an even bigger laugh when he said he's running for president

  Conan O'Brien

  Running, Night, Laughing

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• I was born at night, but not last night.

  Calle Mills

  Night, Lasts, Born

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• In his press conference last night, President Bush said he could not remember a single mistake he had made in the last two years. The president's exact quote was: 'I ain't make none mistakes ever.'

  Conan O'Brien

  Mistake, Night, Years

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• Last night I fell asleep in a satellite dish. My dreams were broadcast all over the world.

  Steven Wright

  Dream, Night, World

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• All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes.

  Steven Wright

  Divertido, Humor, Noche

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• Anoche puse una cinta en blanco a todo volumen. El mimo de al lado se volvió loco.

  Steven Wright

  Divertido, Humor, Noche

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• Well, Thanksgiving we'll all gather at my house for dinner and we usually do Christmas at Beau's house. My mom is still feisty and kicking. She's 92. I saw her last night and she published a book at 90. It's a wonderful book called "You Caught Me Kissing" and it's basically love-poems that she wrote for my dad. It's more than that, it's a wonderful book.

  Jeff Bridges

  Mamá, papá, libro

  "Jeff Bridges Is Making a Porno in The Amateurs". MovieWeb Interview, movieweb.com. December 6, 2007.

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• Nosotros [con el marido] intentamos pasar tiempo a solas, lo que es realmente difícil de hacer. Por supuesto, cuando tienes hijos te dicen: "¿Por qué vas a salir? Anoche saliste... ¡no puedes salir esta noche!" Así que intentas hacer eso, e intentas pedirle a alguien que por favor apague el partido de fútbol porque no puedes soportarlo más y prefieres hablar con ellos.Intentáis sacar tiempo el uno para el otro siempre que podéis. Intentas planear un viaje a algún sitio.

  Julianne Moore

  Fútbol, Esposo, Hijos

  Fuente: www.indielondon.co.uk

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• Last night I woke up with someone squeezing my hand. It was my other hand.

  William S. Burroughs

  Night, Hands, Lasts

  William S. Burroughs (2007). “Naked Lunch: The Restored Text”, p.56, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.

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• Last night, we were all watching Harry Potter in bed, and I thought, 'This isn't something you have when you're single, that's for sure.'

  Rob Lowe

  Night, Bed, Potters

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• I know people who believe in ghosts but don’t believe in themselves. It’s kind of sad. Okay you don’t think you’ll ever make it as a musician, but last night you saw a translucent caveman.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Believe, Night, Thinking

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• I work with the president almost on a daily basis. I was with him until 6:30 last night. I'll be with him Thursday morning. We talk every day.

  Dan Quayle

  Morning, Night, President

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• Treat it like your last night. Even if you broke, spend tonight like your cash right.

  Mac Miller

  Night, Cash, Lasts

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• People don't buy a new detergent because the manufacturer told a joke on television last night.

  David Ogilvy

  Night, People, Television

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• From last night's All Together Now, a Celebration of Service: There can be no definition of a successful life that does not include service to others.

  George H. W. Bush

  Successful, Night, Together

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• I went to this restaurant last night that was set up like a big buffet in the shape of an Ouija board. You'd think about what kind of food you want, and the table would move across the floor to it.

  Steven Wright

  Kindness, Food, Moving

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• La suerte está echada. La gente ha pasado el río y cortado el puente. Anoche se vaciaron tres cargamentos de té en el puerto. Es el mayor acontecimiento que ha ocurrido desde que se abrió la controversia con Gran Bretaña.

  John Adams

  Cutting, Night, Bridges

  John Adams (1854). “The Works of John Adams, Second President of the United States: With a Life of the Author, Notes and Illustrations”, p.333

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• Last night, President Bush gave a prime-time press conference. It was such a big deal that Fox decided to preempt American Idol. Which made sense to me, you don't want too many amateurs on in one night.

  David Letterman

  Night, Idols, President

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• The sense of a long last night over civilization is back again.

  Norman Mailer

  Night, Civilization, Long

  1966 Cannibals and Christians,'Introducing Our Argument'.

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• Anoche soñé que una hamburguesa me comía.

  Jerry Seinfeld

  Dream, Night, Hamburgers

  "Personaje de ficción: Jerry Seinfeld". "Seinfeld", m.imdb.com. 1989-1998.

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• My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night it was to time an egg.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Divertido, Sexo, Humor

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