Life Sucks Quotes - Page 2

• Me da igual quién gane porque voy a los acontecimientos deportivos a gritar. Es el único lugar del planeta donde puedes gritar lo que quieras. Puedes bramar a voluntad y nadie te molestará. Yo grito cosas como '¡Mi vida es una mierda! ¡Dan Quayle es un imbécil! Si no tengo sexo pronto, voy a explotar". Los padres se vuelven hacia sus hijos cuando salgo del estadio y les dicen: 'Eh, ahí va un gran aficionado'.

  Lewis Black

  Sexo, Niños, Ganar

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• When life sucks, read. They can't yell at you for that. And if they do, then you can ignore them.

  Laurie Halse Anderson

  Si

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• My life sucks when I’m only half-aware of it. If I quit drinking and saw what it’s really like, I’d probably jump off a bridge.

  Becca Fitzpatrick

  Drinking, Bridges, Half

  Becca Fitzpatrick (2010). “Crescendo”, p.203, Simon and Schuster

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• La vida apesta, luego mueres. Entonces apesta otra vez.

  Tonya Hurley

  Troqueles

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• Have you ever been to a picnic? And someone blows up a balloon, and everyone starts tossing it around, and it's always just about to touch the ground, but someone always gets there just in time to tap it back up? That balloon, that's God, the very best in all of us, the kindness, the heavy petting, Funny Girl! ...Evil bores me. It's just one note. It doesn't sing! Oh, of course life sucks! It always will. So why not make the most of it?

  Paul Rudnick

  Girl, Kindness, Blow

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• Humanity is composed but of two categories, the invalids and the nurses

  Richard Brinsley Sheridan

  Two, Nurse, Humanity

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• The reason we love nature is because it's fascinating and we love all the creatures, but if you watch any nature film, there's always a lesson: "the creatures are all dying and life sucks." The same is true of literature.

  T.C. Boyle

  Dying, Watches, Literature

  Fuente: therumpus.net

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• Mucha gente me ha dicho por Internet que me iba a matar en mis conciertos. Mucha gente dice que me va a dar un puñetazo en la cara, pero eso nunca ha pasado. Es sólo gente triste porque su vida apesta.

  Vince Staples

  People, Being Sad, Faces

  Fuente: www.complex.com

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• Walt Disney had a very clear sense of why. He was about happiness. Remember when Disney was founded, it was during war. People said that life sucked. And he said, "No." He was an eternal optimist who said: "Life is beautiful. It's about giving. It's about family." Look what happened. His cause grew and people committed themselves to helping him grow the Disney why and it was hugely successful.

  Simon Sinek

  Beautiful, War, Successful

  Fuente: advisor.tv

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• Of course it hurts", she grumbled, tipping my head further back. "Life sucks. Get over it

  Sarah Dessen

  Hurt, Tipping, Over It

  Sarah Dessen (2004). “Keeping the Moon”, p.87, Penguin

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• If you think your life sucks, it probably does. Do something about it.

  Chris Crutcher

  Thinking, Doe, Ifs

  Chris Crutcher (2010). “Angry Management”, p.3, Harper Collins

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• Voy a por todas cuando alguien me dice: "No, no puedes tener esto". Por eso pasé toda mi vida chupándosela a hombres heterosexuales. "Vale, así que crees que eres hetero, ¿no? Eso ya lo veremos."

  Duncan Roy

  Men, Thinking, Okay

  Fuente: www.indiewire.com

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• Most people think, "Life sucks, and then you die." I disagree. I think life sucks. Then you get cancer. Then you go into chemotherapy. You lose all your hair, you feel bad about yourself. Then all of the sudden the cancer goes into remission, and then all of the sudden you have a stroke. You can't move your right side. And then, maybe, you die.

  Denis Leary

  Funny, Cancer, Moving

  "Denis Leary: No Cure for Cancer". m.imdb.com. 1993.

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• There were definitely times I couldn't shower for a full week because I could barely stand, it felt like having all your life sucked out of you.

  Avril Lavigne

  Life, Week, Showers

  "Avril Lavigne Opens Up About Her Health Crisis: 'I Was Bedridden for 5 Months'" by Gillian Telling, people.com. April 01, 2015.

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• Life sucks order from a sea of disorder.

  James Gleick

  Order, Sea, Disorder

  James Gleick (2011). “Chaos: Making a New Science”, p.326, Open Road Media

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• Although it is a gloomy view to suppose that life will die out, sometimes when I contemplate the things that people do with their lives I think it is almost a consolation

  Bertrand Russell

  Pensamiento, Opiniones, Personas

  Bertrand Russell, John Greer Slater, Peter Köllner (1996). “A Fresh Look at Empiricism: 1927-42”, p.185, Psychology Press

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• Si al principio no lo consigues, prueba con la gestión.

  Stephen Hawking

  Éxito, perseverancia, persistencia

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• Si al principio no lo consigues, esfuérzate.

  William Feather

  Éxito, perseverancia, trabajo duro

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• Si al principio no lo consigues, inténtalo, inténtalo y vuelve a intentarlo.

  William Edward Hickson

  Inspiración, Éxito, Perseverancia

  "Inténtalo y vuelve a intentarlo Poema de William Edward Hickson,

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• Es una reflexión de lo más mortificante para un hombre considerar lo que ha hecho, comparado con lo que podría haber hecho.

  Samuel Johnson

  Wisdom, Reflection, Men

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• La pegatina para el parachoques del mundo dice: La vida apesta, y luego te mueres. Quizás las pegatinas cristianas deberían decir: La vida apesta, pero entonces encuentras esperanza y no puedes esperar a morir.

  Ted Dekker

  Positive, Christian, Thinking

  Ted Dekker (2005). “The Slumber of Christianity: Awakening a Passion for Heaven on Earth”, p.15, Thomas Nelson Inc

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