Toothpicks Quotes - Page 2

• I ordered a club sandwich, but I'm not even a member. "I like my sandwiches with three pieces of bread." "Well, so do I!" "Then let's form a club." "OK, but we need some more stipulations. Instead of cutting the sandwich once, let's cut it again. Yes, four triangles, arranged in a circle, and in the middle we will dump chips." "How do you feel about frilly toothpicks?" "I'm for 'em!" "Well, this club is formed."

  Mitch Hedberg

  Divertido, Humor, Corte

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• Los árboles son muy buenos amigos. Amigos firmes. Se podía confiar en que el árbol de mi hijo de cinco años estaría allí al día siguiente, acrítico y protector. Y pensemos en la contribución de los árboles a nuestras vidas. Proporcionan barcos, edificios, papel, muebles y, para los que llevan zuecos, calzado. Además de palillos de dientes y palillos chinos, ofrecen a los pajaritos un lugar cómodo donde sentarse. Y lo mejor de todo es que ayudan a producir aire respirable y a retener el carbono. Por eso estoy hablando con los Verdes sobre dar el voto a los árboles.

  Phillip Adams

  Buen Amigo, Travieso, Pensamiento

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• You might pitch a ball on the off stump and think you have bowled a good ball and he walks across and hits it for two behind midwicket. His bat looks so heavy but he just waves it around like it's a toothpick.

  Brett Lee

  Thinking, Two, Bats

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• Tengo una amiga que me ha dicho que prefiere estar muerta a estar gorda. Es una mujer que, si yo pido un sándwich para comer, ella pide una ensalada. Si yo pido una ensalada, ella pide medio melón. Si yo pido medio melón, ella pide una taza de café. Este extraño concurso continúa hasta que se reduce a chupar un palillo con sabor a menta. A este paso, su preferencia por morir antes que ser gorda podría hacerse realidad antes de lo que ella cree.

  Joy Behar

  Coffee, Thinking, Reality

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• I don't think it's illegal. I don't think it's against the rules. It's as dangerous for me to have a toothpick in your mouth as it is to have a 200-pound man punch me in the face hard or try to kick me in the face. I'm more worried about that, to be honest. I don't have any superstitions. I won world titles with a toothpick. I defended it without a toothpick. It all depends. Sometimes I do it, sometimes I don't. It's a bad habit. I know I shouldn't do it, but it's fine.

  Benson Henderson

  Men, Thinking, Trying

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• ...When it was finished, the scaled dragon looked around and as the thing spotted V, a growl rippled up to the bleachers, then ended in a snort. "You finished, big guy?" Va called down. "FYI, goalpost over there would work righteous as a toothpick.

  J.R. Ward

  Dragons, Guy, Bigs

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• En honor a Garan, el trato a los prisioneros Dellianos cambió después de aquello. Un hombre especialmente lacónico, tras una sesión en la que Fuego no aprendió absolutamente nada, se lo agradeció expresamente. "Las mejores mazmorras en las que he estado", dijo, masticando un palillo. "Maravilloso", refunfuñó Garan cuando se hubo ido. "Nos haremos famosos por nuestra amabilidad con los infractores de la ley.

  Kristin Cashore

  Bondad, Hombres, Fuego

  Kristin Cashore (2009). "Fuego", p.143, Penguin

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• [on going to Sunday school:] It looks like rain, and I hope it will rain cats and dogs and hammers and pitchforks and silver sugar spoons and hay ricks and paper-covered novels and picture frames and rag carpets and toothpicks and skating rinks and birds of paradise and roof gardens and burdocks and French grammars before Sunday school time.

  Edna St. Vincent Millay

  Dog, Rain, School

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• Angel wanted them all to burn in h-e- double toothpicks forever.

  James Patterson

  Angel, Forever, Wanted

  James Patterson (2007). "El experimento del ángel", Little, Brown and Company

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• Could you please explain to me exactly what the staff is that you carry?" Cronus proudly held the symbol of his power and authority aloft. "It is the scepter that denotes my control of the Physical Realms. All who defy me should look on it and tremble." "Oh, I see! Do you know, I thought it was a giant toothpick, or perhaps something you shoved into other parts of you anatomy. I never realized it represented your supposed right to rule," said Her Vampiric Majesty lightly.

  Stuart Hill

  Giants, Looks, Majesty

  Stuart Hill (2011). “The Icemark Chronicles #3: Last Battle of the Icemark”, p.357, Scholastic Inc.

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• Jasmine smirke at the weapon in my hand. "That little toothpick won't save you, Gypsy." "Touthpick?" Vic muttered in an indignant voice. “Did she just call me a bleeding toothpick? Kill her! Kill her now!

  Jennifer Estep

  Hands, Voice, Littles

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• Bill Walton is incredible. If you drop a toothpick on his foot, he'll have a stress fracture.

  Stan Albeck

  Basketball, Stress, Feet

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