Conan O'Brien Quotes About Parties

• Los científicos anuncian que han localizado el gen del alcoholismo. Los científicos dicen que lo encontraron en una fiesta, hablando demasiado alto.

  Conan O'Brien

  Fiesta, Hablar, Alcohol

• La pesadilla es que te pasas el resto de tu vida haciendo el gracioso en fiestas y luego la gente te dice: '¿Por qué no hiciste eso cuando estabas en televisión?

  Conan O'Brien

  Party, People, Television

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• En una entrevista reciente, Michelle Obama dijo que el Servicio Secreto enseñó a Malia a conducir. A cambio, Malia enseñó al Servicio Secreto a organizar una fiesta cuando sus padres no están.

  Conan O'Brien

  Party, Parent, Secret

• Texas senator and tea party favorite Ted Cruz announced he's running for president. He pledged to lead America boldly forward into the 1950s.

  Conan O'Brien

  Running, Party, Texas

• House Speaker John Boehner said the Republican Party will no longer stand in the way of gay marriage. Then Boehner said, 'Now can I go to Elton John's Oscar party?'

  Conan O'Brien

  Party, Gay, House

• The Republican Party had a big day in yesterday's midterm elections and now controls the House and Senate. And don't ask me how this happened, but the Republican Party also gained control of three seats in our show's band.

  Conan O'Brien

  Party, Yesterday, House

• The Chinese government launched China's first 24-hour news channel. And since the channel will only report stories that are favorable to the ruling party, they've decided to call it Fox News.

  Conan O'Brien

  Party, Government, Chinese

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