Citas de Bo Burnham

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  Las citas son para los tontos a los que no se les ocurre nada inteligente que decir por sí mismos.

  Bo Burnham

  Funny, Humor, Intelligent

  Twitter post from Jul 20, 2010

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  La risa es la mejor medicina, aparte de la medicina.

  Bo Burnham

  Laughter, Medicine, Laughter Is The Best Medicine

  "Words, Words, Words". Stand-up comedy routine by Bo Burnham, 2010.

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• What's important is that you stay true to yourself. Because when you enter the real world, the most valuable thing you can bring is all your you-ness. The world doesn't need any more hot chicks or tough guys or smooth talkers - the world needs more you. And don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

  Bo Burnham

  Real, Guy, Important

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• I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.

  Bo Burnham

  Divertido, Jesús, Humor

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• I love you just the way you are but you don't see you like I do. You shouldn't try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.

  Bo Burnham

  Love You, Perfect, Trying

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  Once a week, I like to slip into a deep existential depression where I lose all my sense of oneness and self-worth.

  Bo Burnham

  Self Worth, Oneness, Existential

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• Si Jesús puede caminar sobre el agua, ¿puede nadar en tierra?

  Bo Burnham

  Jesus, Land, Water

  Song: #Deep, 2013

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  Squaring numbers are just like women. If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head.

  Bo Burnham

  Numbers, Thirteen, Ifs

  Song: New Math

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• Vi una jirafa con el cuello corto
  Que estaba triste
  O un ciervo

  Bo Burnham

  Deer, Saws, Necks

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• Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?

  Bo Burnham

  Heaven, Trying, Earth

  Song: From God's Perspective

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• What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

  Bo Burnham

  Kids, Names, Arms

  Song: Traditional Stand-Up, Album: Words Words Words, 2010

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• No one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in you.

  Bo Burnham

  Believe, Doe, Believe In You

  Song: From God's Perspective

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• If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.

  Bo Burnham

  Divertido, Humor, Guy

  Song: Ex-Girlfriend Racial Humor, Album: Words Words Words, 2010

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• How old is too old to stop believing in, like, the tooth fairy? Like 12? I've got a cousin who is 18... Yeah, still believes in gay marriage.

  Bo Burnham

  Cousin, Believe, Gay

  Song: Theoretical Dick Jokes

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• Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.

  Bo Burnham

  Funny, Humor, Theory

  Song: Bo' Fo' Sho', Album: Bo Fo Sho

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• Where are all the sour patch parents?

  Bo Burnham

  Divertido, Humor, Padre

  Song: Binary Reality, Album: Words Words Words, 2010

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• All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.

  Bo Burnham

  Funny, Dirty, Humor

  Song: Klan Kookout, Album: Bo Burnham

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• I masturbate 'cause I'm the only one whose standards are low enough to f-k me.

  Bo Burnham

  Causes, Enough, Lows

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• I don't need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.

  Bo Burnham

  Long, Pussy, Dollars

  Reddit AMA, www.reddit.com. December 19, 2013.

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• Poetic talent is really easy to fake when thy sentences doth no f-king sense make.

  Bo Burnham

  Kings, Fake, Talent

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• The classic comedian says there's nothing that's taboo; if you laugh at one thing you've got to laugh at everything, that comedy is taking people to dark areas and showing them the light.

  Bo Burnham

  Dark, Light, Laughing

  Fuente: thelatest.co.uk

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• I like to call everyone that I find slightly annoying a 'sociopath.'

  Bo Burnham

  Annoying, Sociopath

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• Haz a los demás lo que quieres que te hagan a ti, dijo el violador.

  Bo Burnham

  Bible, Jesus, Kindness

  Song: Haikus Sonnet Shakespeare, Album: Words Words Words, 2010

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• Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.

  Bo Burnham

  Book, Pussy, Good Book

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• People do complain about the way I act on stage... They think on stage I act too arrogant, too self-obsessed, solecistic, self-contained, synonyms.

  Bo Burnham

  Pensar, Ser, Personas

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