John Mulaney Citas

• The more you do stuff, the better you get at dealing with how you still fail at it a lot of the time.

  John Mulaney

  Stuff, Failing, Stills

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• Excuse me: I am homeless. I am gay. I have AIDS. I'm new in town.

  John Mulaney

  Gay, Towns, Homeless

  230 Copiar cita

• It is 100% easier not to do things than to do them, and so much fun not to do them - especially when you were supposed to do them. In terms of instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin.

  John Mulaney

  Fun, Relief, Heroin

  228 Copiar cita

• Why do people shush animals? Theyve never spoken

  John Mulaney

  Animal, People

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• I have a lot of stories about being a kid because it was the last time I was interesting.

  John Mulaney

  Kids, Interesting, Stories

  "Best comedy 2013: John Mulaney interview". Interview Matthew Love, www.timeout.com. November 5, 2013.

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• I'm a very lucky person. I'm an idiot, and I've shoveled through life rather nicely so far, so I don't feel like I deserve good treatment.

  John Mulaney

  Lucky, Idiot, Treatment

  Fuente: www.avclub.com

  117 Copiar cita

• I was always the squarest person in the cool room, and alternatively, sometimes the weirder person at the mainstream table.

  John Mulaney

  Tables, Rooms, Sometimes

  Fuente: uproxx.com

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• Things don't exist until they exist.

  John Mulaney

  "Best comedy 2013: John Mulaney interview". Interview with Matthew Love, www.timeout.com. November 5, 2013.

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• In terms of, like, instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin.

  John Mulaney

  Relief, Introvert, Heroin

  131 Copiar cita

• Voy a reservar un billete en alguna aerolínea basura. No quiero nombrar una aerolínea real así que vamos a hacer una, vamos a llamarlo como Delta Airlines

  John Mulaney

  Book, Names, Garbage

  170 Copiar cita

• I like when things are crazy. Something good comes out of exhaustion.

  John Mulaney

  Crazy, Exhaustion

  Fuente: www.avclub.com

  86 Copiar cita

• If you’re comparing the badness of two words and you won’t even say one of them [the n-word], that’s the worse word.

  John Mulaney

  Two, Badness, Compare

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• It's nice when you're nervous and everybody's like, "Yeah, you should be nervous." Because a lot of times you're anxious and people say, "Relax. Shut up." And that just feels like, Well, I guess I'm also crazy.

  John Mulaney

  Loco, Agradable, Gente

  "Best comedy 2013: John Mulaney interview". Interview with Matthew Love, www.timeout.com. November 5, 2013.

  104 Copiar cita

• Todo mi dinero está en una cuenta de ahorros. Mi padre me ha explicado el mercado de valores unas 75 veces. Sigo sin entenderlo.

  John Mulaney

  Dad, Saving, Accounts

  100 Copiar cita

• Things have to be funny first, and if they want to have a point, that's awesome.

  John Mulaney

  Want, Firsts, Ifs

  "Nick Kroll and John Mulaney on Why Controversial Jokes Are Worth Doing If They're Funny". Interview with TIME, time.com. February 21, 2017.

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• Comfort is everything. You start doing something and you want it to be perfect right away, but most babies are born ugly and then they shake it out and you get beautiful toddlers.

  John Mulaney

  Beautiful, Baby, Perfect

  Fuente: uproxx.com

  70 Copiar cita

• I think for many of us - speaking for just a pocket of the country - we trusted Obama. So when you leave your baby with your mom to watch, you don't run home and check the nanny cam. But now we've left the baby with Gary Busey, so we're going to be a lot more on it.

  John Mulaney

  Mom, Country, Running

  "Nick Kroll and John Mulaney on Why Controversial Jokes Are Worth Doing If They're Funny". Interview with TIME, time.com. February 21, 2017.

  67 Copiar cita

• I like making fun of myself a lot. I like being made fun of, too. I've always enjoyed it. There's just something really, really funny about someone tearing into me.

  John Mulaney

  Fun, Made, Enjoyed

  Interview with Steve Heisler, www.avclub.com. September 27, 2011.

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• Maybe I just have high self-esteem, but I have a lot that I really enjoy.

  John Mulaney

  Self Esteem, Enjoy, Self

  "UPROXX Interview: John Mulaney On ‘Mulaney,’ Louis C.K.’s Advice, And ‘SNL’". Interview with Josh Kurp, uproxx.com. October 3, 2014.

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• I stopped drinking when I was 23. I kind of started when I was 13, so it was a 10-year run. But I just became a bad, annoying drunk child, so when I stopped, I'd done a lot of things I wasn't proud of.

  John Mulaney

  Running, Children, Drinking

  Fuente: www.avclub.com

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• You can't always see both sides of the story. Eventually, you have to pick a side and stick with it. No more equivocating. You have to commit.

  John Mulaney

  Stories, Sides, Sticks

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• I plan to join the 'SNL' band as a maraca player and stand behind saxophonist Lenny Pickett. That way they will at least cut to me before commercial breaks. I'll be sure to look right into camera.

  John Mulaney

  Cutting, Player, Cameras

  Interview with Louis Peitzman, www.huffingtonpost.com. June 22, 2011.

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• I like to turn on the TV and watch whatever's on. Nick Kroll does that a lot. He doesn't watch important shows. He'll just turn on a documentary on Mia Hamm and watch it for an hour. Whatever's on, we watch.

  John Mulaney

  Important, Documentaries, Tvs

  Fuente: www.avclub.com

  92 Copiar cita

• I kind of thought, wouldn't it be funny to take a swing at being on the weird side of mainstream?

  John Mulaney

  Swings, Sides, Kind

  Fuente: uproxx.com

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• You all have a relative who is an expert even though they really don't know what they're talking about.

  John Mulaney

  Relativa

  Fuente: www.elle.com

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