Jeff Cesario Quotes

• Whoever came up with ice fishing must have had the worst marriage on the planet.

  Jeff Cesario

  Ice, Fishing, Planets

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• Who watches golf on TV? Who calls eight friends over and gets a keg of beer? Landscapers, I guess. They sit around the TV, yelling, "Will you look at that golf path?Pure pea gravel."

  Jeff Cesario

  Beer, Golf, Yelling

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• I shop at a computer store called 'Your Crap's Already Obsolete'.

  Jeff Cesario

  Computer, Obsolete, Stores

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