Dane Cook Quotes - Page 7

• I do think I am funny, or I wouldn't be where I am today. I do think there is always room for improvement and learning.

  Dane Cook

  Thinking, Today, Rooms

  4 Copiar cita

• When I have a really hot date at a show, I definitely make it a point to use her name. The girls really love that.

  Dane Cook

  Girl, Names, Hot

  4 Copiar cita

• I can't watch a woman play with herself - to me, it looks like a DJ working the turntables... DJ Diddles.

  Dane Cook

  Play, Watches, Looks

  4 Copiar cita

• I could take my time, and nobody was pressuring me to be a headliner. I could go up there, find my voice, and figure out what I wanted to do.

  Dane Cook

  Voice, Figures, Wanted

  Interview with David Medsker, www.bullz-eye.com. August 1, 2005.

  4 Copiar cita

• Are there glass shards in my anus?!

  Dane Cook

  Glasses, Anus

  "Dane Cook: Vicious Circle", 2006.

  4 Copiar cita

• Escuchar a Evanescence me hace querer romper con una chica en tiempo real mientras un reloj de arena antiguo gigante cae al suelo a cámara lenta.

  Dane Cook

  Girl, Real, Fall

  FaceBook post by Dane Cook from Sep 04, 2014

  10 Copiar cita

• Hi, I'm a buck tooth and I like to be outside past the lips.

  Dane Cook

  Past, Teeth, Bucks

  Song: Turn on's slash turn off's

  4 Copiar cita

• This is a dream come true. HBO is the highest echelon in the world for a stand-up comedian to attain. Throughout my career I've trusted my instincts to lead me down the right path, and I am honored to work together with this network while contributing to the legacy that is HBO.

  Dane Cook

  Dream, Careers, Hbo

  "Dane Cook Signs Big HBO Deal" by Brian B., movieweb.com. March 02, 2006.

  4 Copiar cita

• Sometimes, like we all do, I look at myself in the mirror. Sometimes I cry. Like a really hard cry like you just watch yourself cry but then you're done and you're just glowing and you're staring at yourself.

  Dane Cook

  Mirrors, Glowing, Looks

  4 Copiar cita

• When I'm wrong I'm like the Emperor on the Death Star thinking he'll turn Luke. Yet, when I'm right I'm a Jedi like my father before me.

  Dane Cook

  Stars, Father, Thinking

  4 Copiar cita

• Some girls look beautiful with no makeup on at all. I call them lazy. Now go throw some war paint on you bleak empty canvas you.

  Dane Cook

  Beautiful, Girl, War

  FaceBook post by Dane Cook from Sep 04, 2014

  8 Copiar cita

• Siempre quise hacer un B&E. No tocino y huevos. Aunque siempre podría ir por tocino y huevos. Estoy hablando de allanamiento de morada.

  Dane Cook

  Talking, Eggs, Entering

  4 Copiar cita

• There will be a guy in a yellow poncho, his name is Hank, he will take you to the whopper lair.

  Dane Cook

  Names, Yellow, Guy

  4 Copiar cita

• I'm fine, I am just going to go over here and puke shards of my own pelvis into this bush.

  Dane Cook

  Fine, My Own, Puke

  4 Copiar cita

• You know what I'd like to be able to do more than anything else? I'd love to be able to shoot spaghetti out of my fingertips. Pppptthhh! Cause no one wants to be covered in spaghetti. No. If I'm on a date with a girl and she's very rude, I'd be like, You know what? Pppptthhh! Enjoy your spaghetti, you're very rude. Enjoy your spaghetti, cause you're rude. Pppptthhh!

  Dane Cook

  Girl, Dating, Rude

  4 Copiar cita

• They used to beat me up after Sunday School, I used to get beat up... yeah, that's a nice little thank you from Jesus.

  Dane Cook

  Jesus, Nice, School

  4 Copiar cita

• When you get hit by a car sometimes your shoes will fly off, sometimes your pants will come off, but I was not fortunate enough to see the pants portion.

  Dane Cook

  Shoes, Car, Pants

  Song: Struck by a Vehicle

  4 Copiar cita

• Mi cerebro es muy fantasioso. Si alguna vez me grabara, probablemente ganaría un Grammy por hablar de sexo. Al estar de viaje y tener pareja, hay que aprender a darse placer mutuamente.

  Dane Cook

  Sex, Winning, Brain

  "Kiss The Cook". Interview with Andrew Goldman, www.elle.com. July 9, 2007.

  4 Copiar cita

• I don't have to do anything for anyone else's benefit anymore. I just want to exceed my own expectations.

  Dane Cook

  Expectations, Benefits, Want

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

  4 Copiar cita

• When you swear to God, its true ... right now God is watching and saying, this is true.

  Dane Cook

  Swear To God, Swear, Right Now

  4 Copiar cita

• What happens in Vegas, I'm telling everyone.

  Dane Cook

  Adventure, Vegas, Happens

  4 Copiar cita

• I feel like the gods have certainly patted me on the head.

  Dane Cook

  Se siente

  4 Copiar cita

• I love hecklers. They remind you that you are a comedian.

  Dane Cook

  Comedian, Hecklers

  "INTERVIEW: Dane Cook Knows Earl's Dirty Little Secret in Mr. Brooks!". Interview with B. Alan Orange, movieweb.com. May 24, 2007.

  4 Copiar cita

• When I first hit the scene, it was just a lot of go, go, go, go, go. I have a lot of natural energy anyway, but it was over the top.

  Dane Cook

  Energy, Firsts, Comedy

  4 Copiar cita

• I have new ideas every day, and I always want to take on new challenges.

  Dane Cook

  Ideas, Challenges, Want

  4 Copiar cita

También te puede gustar:

Jessica Alba

Louis C. K.

Dax Shepard

Dan Fogler

Jason Biggs

Kate Hudson

Brandon Routh

Daniel Tosh