Jeff Foxworthy Quotes - Page 12

• You might be a redneck if you have every episode of Hee Haw on tape.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Tape, Might

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• You might be a redneck if the Home Shopping Channel operator recognizes your voice.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Home, Redneck, Shopping

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• Puede que seas un paleto si tu camiseta favorita es ofensiva en trece estados.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Might, Offensive

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• En mi vida, he conducido algunos vehículos de mierda. Pero nunca he estado tan desesperado por un vehículo como para querer un coche de alquiler usado.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Car, Desperate, Driven

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• Hell, when I was in high school, a "drive-by shooting" meant somebody had their rear end hanging out a car window!

  Jeff Foxworthy

  School, Car, Shooting

  Audio CD "Games Rednecks Play", 1995.

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• You might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Might, Your Mom

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• You might be a redneck if...you've been on TV more than times describing the sound of a tornado.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Sound, Might

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• I think with a comedian, when you get to the point of a greatest hits, it's kind of an acknowledgment that you've been doing stand-up a long time, which not very many people do.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Pensar, Largo, Gente

  "Jeff Foxworthy: In the 'redneck' of time". Interview with Thom Patterson, www.cnn.com. September 23, 2003.

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• Siempre llevaba botas de vaquero y conducía un camión, y hablaba así. Así que dondequiera que iba en la comedia la gente decía: "Foxworthy, no eres más que un paleto de Georgia". Se convirtió en un chiste de fórmula.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Cowboy, People

  "We Interviewed Jeff Foxworthy | Show at Redfest". Do512 Interview, 2017.do512.com.

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• You might be a redneck if the highlight of your parties is when you flip out your false teeth.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Party, Redneck, Teeth

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• I know if mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Family, Mama, Mothering

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• You might be a redneck if your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Coffee, Redneck, Telephones

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• Si conoce las 4 estaciones: casi invierno, invierno, todavía invierno y
  construcción de carreteras, puede que vivas en Canadá

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Winter, May, Canada

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• You might be a redneck if your dogs name is Miller Light

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Dog, Redneck, Light

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• If you think a quaterhorse is that ride in front of Kmart.. You might be a rednneck

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Thinking, Kmart, Might

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• If you ahve ever unloaded your pickup by backing up really fast and slamming on the brakes, you might be a redneck.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Might, Brake

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• You might be a redneck if a full-grown ostrich has fewer feathers than your cowboy hat.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Cowboy, Ostriches

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• You might be a redneck if you've ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Taken, Redneck, Lines

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• Please don't get me wrong here. I'm not making fun of old people. In fact I think that's the goal of everybody here tonite. We all want to be an old person someday.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Divertido, Humorístico, Pensamiento

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• Country music is about new love and it's about old love. It's about gettin' drunk and gettin' sober. It's about leavin' and it's about comin' home. It's real music sung by real people for real people, the people that make up the backbone of this country. You can call us rednecks if you want. We're not offended, 'cause we know what we're all about. We get up and go to work, we get up and go to church, and we get up and go to war when necessary.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Country, Real, War

  CMT Awards, 2007.

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• You might be a redneck if...Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Dining, Bottles

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• You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Beer, Redneck, Wife

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• People would say, Can we develop a sitcom around you? and I would say, Not interested. I'm very happy doing standup and writing and taking my kids to school.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Escritura, Escuela, Niños

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• You might be a redneck if you keep a fly swatter in the front seat of the car so you can reach your kids in the back seat of the car.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Kids, Redneck, Car

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• Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Funny, Humor, Pride

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