Jeff Foxworthy Quotes - Page 8

• I just love people. I love this country. I am the American dream. I grew up by the airport with a dirt yard. Never in my life should I have been a success. So that's what I love about this country [USA], is you get out there and you have the opportunity and you work hard at it, and you can be a success.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Sueño, País, Trabajo

  "Comedian Jeff Foxworthy". "The Tavis Smiley show", www.pbs.org. August 21, 2012.

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• Sacrificing myself to kill Hilary Clinton was the best thing I could possibly do for humanity

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Sacrifice, Humanity, Clinton

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• You might be a redneck if more than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  War, Redneck, Southern

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• Children that play outside develop better problem solving skills and have a stronger ability to work within a group.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Children, Play, Skills

  Fuente: bookpage.com

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• You might be a redneck if the best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Ems, Shade

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• You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Needs, Might

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• You might be a redneck if the biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Fashion, Redneck, Risk

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• We probably stagnate our children's emotional growth by not letting them have some separation from us.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Children, Emotional, Growth

  "Jeff Foxworthy. A comedian gets serious about reading". BookPage interview, bookpage.com. October 2010.

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• You might be a redneck if you move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Moving, Redneck, Yellow

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• The thing about that singles apartment is you never had to clean it up... until the day you got the security deposit back. You're arguing with the landlord... 'No sir, the back door was missing when we moved in here! The pizzas were always on the ceiling!'

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Divertido, Humor, Puertas

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• Puede que seas un paleto si... crees que eres un empresario por el cartel de "Se vende tierra" que tienes en el jardín delantero.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Thinking, Entrepreneur

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• As an individual, as a household, you can't spend more money than you're bringing in. You can do it for a little while, but you end up going broke and you end up losing everything you have. That is the path that we're on as a country, and it scares me to death.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Country, Losing Everything, Scare

  "The Tavis Smiley Show", www.pbs.org. August 21, 2012.

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• Puede que seas un paleto si tu madre se rompió su mejor vestido cazando mapaches.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Hunting, Dresses

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• I refuse to this day to do e-mail because everybody I know that does it, it takes another two or three hours a day. I don't want to give two or three more hours away.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Two, Giving, Doe

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• You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Four, Might

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• The stuff that made me mad 20 years ago doesn't really make me mad any more.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Funny, Humor, Years

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• You might be a redneck if the antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Airplane, Redneck, Flying

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• Puedes ser un paleto si tu principal fuente de ingresos es la casa de empeños.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Income, Might

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• Soy un loco de las actividades al aire libre. Si no estoy trabajando, estoy en un tractor en mi granja, cazando, pescando o escalando una montaña.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Hunting, Climbing, Fishing

  "We Interviewed Jeff Foxworthy | Show at Redfest". Do512 Interview, do512.com. May, 2014.

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• Si eres un redneck, tienes esa sangre corriendo por tus venas. Eso está casi en la lista de deseos, escuchar "Freebird" en directo.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Blood, Buckets

  "We Interviewed Jeff Foxworthy | Show at Redfes". Do512 Interview, do512.com.

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• I love comedy. God has given me this platform.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Comedy, Platforms, Given

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• You might be a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards since Smokey and the Bandit was snubbed for best picture.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Awards, Watches

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• Puede que seas un paleto si jugabas al billar cuando nacieron tus hijos.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Kids, Redneck, Shooting

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• Talking with Gary Busey is kinda like sex. You want to do it, you just don't want to be alone when you do it.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Sex, Talking, Want

  "Roast of Larry the Cable Guy", 2009.

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• You might be a redneck if your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Black, Velvet

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