Norm MacDonald Quotes - Page 4

• Scientists believe they may have discovered a primitive form of life on Jupiter's moon Europa. That primitive form of life? You guessed it, Frank Stallone.

  Norm MacDonald

  Believe, Moon, Jupiter

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• Pocas personas aman con la violencia que odian.

  Norm MacDonald

  Amor, Odio, Gente

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• I want you to buy this pit bull. This will protect your valuables.' I don't own anything very valuable. If I buy the pit bull, that would be the most valuable thing I own. I'd have to buy something to protect it then.

  Norm MacDonald

  Bulls, Want, Would Be

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• I got my computer. The great thing about the computer is that you only need enough money to buy a computer and some food, and you're all right. I don't have to go to premières.

  Norm MacDonald

  Needs, Computer, Enough

  Interview with Steve Heisler, tv.avclub.com. April 12, 2011.

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• The reason we have few friends in adversity, is, because we have no true ones in prosperity.

  Norm MacDonald

  Friends, Adversity, Prosperity

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• It is easier to hate those we love, than love those whom we have hated.

  Norm MacDonald

  Hate, Easier, Those We Love

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• Chastity is oftener owing to diffidence and shame, than to fortitude of reason or virtue.

  Norm MacDonald

  Owing, Shame, Fortitude

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• As evacuation eases the body, so occasional ejectment of passion seems to appease the agonies of the soul, and dispose to tranquility the agitations of the heart.

  Norm MacDonald

  Passion, Heart, Agony

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• Enjoyment inflames love in some men, and extinguishes it in others: the wind that assists large vessels, upsets small ones.

  Norm MacDonald

  Love, Men, Wind

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• If it wasn't so pointless and ridiculous, it would be more humiliating. Also, if there [Hollywood] weren't so many people as bad as myself - equally untalented people - it would be even more humiliating.

  Norm MacDonald

  People, Hollywood, Would Be

  Fuente: www.avclub.com

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• Nota para uno mismo... El sexo con una muñeca hinchable no es tan bueno como se anuncia.

  Norm MacDonald

  Sex, Blow, Self

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• Most men appear wiser in their doubts than in their belief.

  Norm MacDonald

  Men, Doubt, Belief

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• I've just seen really, really funny guys, and if I didn't know them, I wouldn't know they were funny from the television. I don't know what it does, it just sucks it away.

  Norm MacDonald

  Guy, Doe, Television

  Interview with Steve Heisler, www.avclub.com. April 12, 2011.

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• I don't really like politics that much. And I like the order and simplicity of sports. They have an ending. You can argue with your friends about it, but in the end you still like sports. I almost love the fantasy world of sports more than the real world.

  Norm MacDonald

  Sports, Real, Order

  "Norm MacDonald Has No Problem Paying O.J. Simpson Under the Table". Interview with Abram Sauer, www.esquire.com. April 12, 2011.

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• La felicidad está menos regulada por las circunstancias externas que el goce interior. Quien es feliz en la satisfacción de sí mismo siente una felicidad imperturbable; pero quien confía enteramente en el mundo para la disposición de su paz, debe inevitablemente participar [en] muchas privaciones y decepciones.

  Norm MacDonald

  Happiness, Disappointment, Inward

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• None seem to bear the imputation of supposed guilt with greater intolerance than such as are, on other occasions, obviously culpable of vice or crime.

  Norm MacDonald

  Guilt, Vices, Bears

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• Proper respect to others is the most prudent rule of directing the measure of reverence due to ourselves.

  Norm MacDonald

  Respect, Prudent, Reverence

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• No puedes amar a tu equipo sin odiar a otro.

  Norm MacDonald

  Hate, Team

  "Norm MacDonald Has No Problem Paying O.J. Simpson Under the Table". Interview with Abram Sauer, www.esquire.com. April 12, 2011.

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• Never raise expectations in others that you cannot realize: promise is less pleasing than disappointment is vexatious.

  Norm MacDonald

  Disappointment, Expectations, Promise

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• No sé nada de política. Como, cero. De nada.

  Norm MacDonald

  Zero, Knows, Uncle Tom

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• I just got back from New York. You ever been there? There was a big gay parade going on there when I was there, and I never been to one of them, and I like a parade. I always like a parade. So, I go there, and it turns out, it's just a bunch of gay guys.

  Norm MacDonald

  New York, Gay, Guy

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• Women of no beauty may yet be flattered to believe they possess some; others of a moderate share that they have a great deal; but those of elegance and charm generally know the perfection of their external graces so well, that they seem to covet that flattery most which heightens the opinion of their wit and judgment.

  Norm MacDonald

  Believe, Perfection, Grace

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• Most men will go farther to give advice than to follow their own opinion.

  Norm MacDonald

  Hombres, Dar, Consejos

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• The standard of morals is as variable as morals themselves; of which every nation has a different code, and every custom a different reading.

  Norm MacDonald

  Reading, Different, Variables

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• I generally have a real strong idea or a strong punchline, and I just try to get to it by rambling around, as I don't like to memorize words.

  Norm MacDonald

  Strong, Real, Ideas

  Interview with Steve Heisler, tv.avclub.com. April 12, 2011.

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