Bill Maher Quotes About Books

• La religión impide a la gente pensar porque creen que todas las respuestas están en ese único libro; impide el progreso; justifica a los locos. Volar aviones contra un edificio fue una iniciativa basada en la fe.

  Bill Maher

  Loco, Libro, Pensamiento

  "Bill Maher: Soy suizo". Documental, Comedia, 2005.

• Si crees que lo tienes difícil, lee libros de historia.

  Bill Maher

  Café, Libro, Pensamiento

• Quizá todas las demás películas estadounidenses no deberían basarse en un cómic. Otros países pensarán que los estadounidenses viven en un país de fantasía infantil donde la realidad es lo que nosotros decimos que es y todos los problemas pueden resolverse con violencia.

  Bill Maher

  Country, Book, Reality

• Dios sabe que la vida es un asco. Lo dice la Biblia. En el libro de Job, Job le pide a Dios que le quite el dolor y la miseria. Y Dios dice: "No puedo quitar el dolor y la miseria porque entonces nadie me hablaría".

  Bill Maher

  Trabajos, Dolor, Vida Divertida

• During the Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn't have time to sue a company if the coffee was too hot. There were urgent, pressing problems. If you think you have it tough, read history books.

  Bill Maher

  Gratitude, Coffee, Book

• Why can't God just defeat the devil and get rid of evil? It's the same reason the comic book character can't get rid of his nemesis; then there's no story.

  Bill Maher

  Book, Character, Evil

• How come regional pandering only works in one direction, right? You never see a Southern politician trying to win votes in New York State by saying, 'I read books and make a mean vegan meatloaf.'

  Bill Maher

  New York, Book, Mean

• Republicans stand by their convictions. Stupid, ignorant, world-destroying convictions based on disproven economic fantasies and ancient books full of primitive morality and magic people. But convictions, nonetheless.

  Bill Maher

  Estúpido, Libro, Gente

  Bill Maher (2011). “The New New Rules: A Funny Look at How Everybody but Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass”, p.238, Penguin

• George Bush says, 'Gore's book needs a lot of explaining.' Of course, Bush says that about every book.

  Bill Maher

  Book, Political, Needs

• Nueva regla: Si un evangélico intenta utilizar Halloween para chulear a Jesús a los niños, le tiran huevos a su casa. En Halloween, el presidente de la Asociación Americana de la Familia instó a su rebaño a repartir un cómic cristiano en lugar de caramelos. Disculpe, Halloween no es un momento para imponer sus creencias. No me ves repartiendo marihuana a los niños... Bueno, no a los niños pequeños.

  Bill Maher

  Cristiano, Jesús, Halloween

  Bill Maher (2011). "Las nuevas nuevas reglas: A Funny Look at How Everybody but Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass", p.95, Penguin.

• New Rule: I don't give two fingleberries and a McShit-all that Dumbledore is gay. I never wanted to know who Dumbledore was in the first place. Let alone his sexuality. What concerns me is adults who read 800-page books about magic schoolboys... and then try to talk to me about it. If I had the slightest interest in homosexuals with powers, I'd be a Republican.

  Bill Maher

  Book, Gay, Two

• Antiguo Testamento, es realmente uno de los libros más perversos que jamás encontrarás. Dios es un híbrido inseguro y lleno de ira de Bobby Knight y Suge Knight. Tiene problemas de ira que no puedes creer. Es como John McCain si McCain pudiera tirarse pedos. Es pro-esclavitud, pro-poligamia, homofóbico, te mataría por masturbarte.

  Bill Maher

  Libro, Creer, Inseguro

  Fuente: movieweb.com

• God makes trees, he doesn't write books.

  Bill Maher

  Book, Writing, Tree

• A new biography of Madonna came out last week, and apparently the biography lists all the men she's slept with. The book is apparently called the Manhattan Telephone Directory.

  Bill Maher

  Book, Men, Manhattan

• En Estados Unidos se permite justificar casi cualquier tipo de intolerancia, sexismo o fanatismo si se aduce al gran libro de malas ideas de Dios.

  Bill Maher

  Libro, Ideas, América

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