Bill Maher Quotes About Evolution

• Los republicanos no tienen que aceptar la evolución, la economía, la climatología o la sexualidad humana, pero acabo de ver una semana de su convención nacional y necesito que admitan la existencia histórica de George W. Bush. Si tu partido puede gobernar la nación durante ocho años y luego celebrar una convención nacional y no invitar a Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Colin Powell, Karl Rove o Tom DeLay, no eres un movimiento político, eres el programa de protección de testigos.

  Bill Maher

  Correr, Fiesta, Años

• New Rule: Stop asking Miss USA contestants if they believe in evolution. It’s not their field. It’s like asking Stephen Hawking if he believes in hair scrunchies. Here’s what they know about: spray tans, fake boobs and baton twirling. Here’s what they don’t know about: everything else. If I cared about the uninformed opinions of some ditsy beauty queen, I’d join the Tea Party.

  Bill Maher

  Queens, Party, Believe

• Sam Brownback, Mike Huckabee and Tom Tancredo - those were the three guys who said they do not believe in evolution. The irony will be on them when their campaigns die off in favor of stronger, fitter campaigns.

  Bill Maher

  Believe, Guy, Stronger

• First they didn't believe in evolution. Then they didn't believe in global warming. Now the debt ceiling. What I call 'the moron trifecta.'

  Bill Maher

  Believe, Ceilings, Debt

• There were two Republican responses to the State of the Union. So if you watched the whole night, it was kind of evolution in reverse. You have Obama, then Paul Ryan, and then Michele Bachmann. Then Animal Planet had a squirrel monkey give his take.

  Bill Maher

  Animal, Night, Squirrels

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