Bill Maher Quotes About Church

• Nueva norma: si las iglesias no tienen que pagar impuestos, tampoco pueden llamar a los bomberos cuando se incendian. Lo siento reverendo, ese es uno de esos servicios que van junto con el pago. Usaré el departamento de bomberos por el que pago. Puede rezar para que llueva.

  Bill Maher

  Perdón, lluvia, fuego

  "Real Time with Bill Maher", 17 de febrero de 2006.

• Si quieres hacerte rico con una empresa libre de impuestos que no vende nada, monta una iglesia.

  Bill Maher

  Iglesia, Querer, Rico

• The church has historically been very slow to embrace technology. Until very recently, their idea of a laptop was an altar boy.

  Bill Maher

  Funny, Humorous, Boys

• I don't understand why the police are infallible. They remind me a lot of the Catholic Church.

  Bill Maher

  Catholic, Police, Church

• I don't want to start a movement that mirrors religion. I don't want to create the church of the non-believers where I'm the preacher and we're all gathering together and reciting things.

  Bill Maher

  Mirrors, Church, Together

  Fuente: www.avclub.com

• I didn't really think a lot about religion, but I didn't really think a lot against it, either. I was one of those people who didn't go to church, but when I got in trouble I kinda pleaded with God - whoever that was.

  Bill Maher

  Thinking, People, Church

  Fuente: www.avclub.com

• I think the reason why more rapists go into the military is the same reason why predators go into the Catholic Church. It's a place they know they can get away with it.

  Bill Maher

  Military, Thinking, Catholic

• New Rule: If you still think Obama is a Muslim, you just might be a redneck. A Christian church in South Carolina has a sign out front that says 'Obama... Osama... Hmmm... Are they brothers?' No, they're not brothers. In fact, they're not even related, which is more than I can say for the married couples in your church.

  Bill Maher

  Christian, Brother, Couple

• Ahora bien, como todos saben, esta semana, el Papa Benedicto dijo a Radio Vaticano -ya saben, Radio Vaticano, tocando los éxitos del siglo VIII, del siglo IX y de hoy- Benedicto les dijo que iba a renunciar porque la Iglesia necesita una cara fresca y joven, en algún lugar que no sea el regazo de un sacerdote.

  Bill Maher

  Iglesia, Necesidades, Vuelta

• Since the Icelandic volcano obviously needs a virgin sacrifice and the Catholic Church obviously needs new leadership the Pope must volunteer to jump in the volcano. Pontiff, don't think of it as endorsing paganism, think of it as supersizing Ash Wednesday.

  Bill Maher

  Sacrifice, Thinking, Volcanoes

• There's more than one mosque in the world that used to be a church and before that was a temple. Because it's a lot easier to just change the sign on the top and say under new management than it is to change the whole building.

  Bill Maher

  Church, Mosques, World

  "Religulous". www.imdb.com. 2008.

• Cuando hablamos de valores, pienso en la racionalidad a la hora de resolver problemas. Eso es algo que valoro. La equidad, la amabilidad, la generosidad, la tolerancia. Eso es diferente. Cuando ellos [los republicanos conservadores de derechas] hablan de valores, hablan de cosas como ir a la iglesia, votar a Bush, ser leal a Jesús, rezar. Eso no son valores.

  Bill Maher

  Jesús, Bondad, Pensamiento

  "Real Time with Bill Maher", 5 de noviembre de 2004.

• We do it all the time, we legislate taste. We do it with the tax code. Churches and children get a tax break, because it's assumed that we all agree that we want to encourage churches and children. I don't. I don't. That's my opinion. I don't want to encourage either churches or children, and it's a very bad idea to put them together.

  Bill Maher

  Children, Ideas, Together

  "Bill Maher: Soy suizo". Documental, Comedia, 2005.

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