Steven Wright Quotes About Energy

• In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often, I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Germany. She said 'cut it out'

  Steven Wright

  Divertido, Hogar, Humor

• I turned my air conditioner the other way around and it got cold out. The weatherman said 'I don't understand it. It was supposed to be 80 degrees out today.' I said, oops

  Steven Wright

  Home, Air, Understanding

• If heat rises, then heaven must be hotter than hell

  Steven Wright

  Home, Heaven, Energy

• Winny y yo vivíamos en una casa que funcionaba con electricidad estática. Si querías poner en marcha la batidora, tenías que frotarte globos en la cabeza. Si querías cocinar, tenías que quitarte un suéter rápidamente...

  Steven Wright

  Divertido, Vida, Correr

• ¿Con qué funcionan las pilas?

  Steven Wright

  Running, Home, Energy

• I've never seen electricity, that's why I don't pay for it

  Steven Wright

  Home, Energy, Pay

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