Steven Wright Quotes About Reading

• Estaba leyendo el diccionario. Pensé que era un poema sobre todo.

  Steven Wright

  Divertido, Vida, Lectura

• I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit a bookmark.

  Steven Wright

  Reading, Speed, Bookmarks

• I was in a job interview and I opened a book and started reading. Then I said to the guy 'Let me ask you a question. If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?' He said 'I don't know'. I said 'I don't want your job'.

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Jobs, Book

• It usually helps me write by reading - somehow the reading gear in your head turns the writing gear.

  Steven Wright

  Reading, Writing, Gears

• I have two pairs of reading glasses. One pair is for reading fiction, the other for non-fiction. I've read the Bible twice wearing each pair, and it's the same.

  Steven Wright

  Reading, Glasses, Two

• I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done.

  Steven Wright

  Reading, Machines, Done

• You know how it is when you're reading a book and falling asleep, you're reading, reading... and all of a sudden you notice your eyes are closed? I'm like that all the time.

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Book, Fall

• Por fin he podido leer el diccionario. Resulta que la Cebra lo hizo.

  Steven Wright

  Zebras, Reading, Turns

  "The Simpsons", TV Series (1989– ). "The Last Temptation of Krust", www.imdb.com. 1998.

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