Kathleen Madigan Quotes

• Siempre doy dinero a los sin techo, y mis amigos me gritan: 'Sólo va a comprar más alcohol y cigarrillos'. Y yo pienso: 'Oh, ¿como si yo no?'.

  Kathleen Madigan

  Pensar, Gente, Dar

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• I bowled for two years in college, because I was drunk and needed shoes.

  Kathleen Madigan

  College, Years, Shoes

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• Kids? It's like living with homeless people. They're cute but they just chase you around all day long going, 'Can I have a dollar? I'm missing a shoe! I need a ride!

  Kathleen Madigan

  Cute, Children, Kids

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• The bus scares me. Way too many gross people on the bus. Sixty-five people on the bus and I was the last one on. I felt like calling Unsolved Mysteries. 'Yeah, I found everybody.

  Kathleen Madigan

  People, Scare, Calling

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• I don't have a computer. I'm going to wait until that whole fad is over. I was suckered in on the Pet Rock. Not twice, people.

  Kathleen Madigan

  Rocks, People, Waiting

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• I don't really write jokes. I wait for stuff to happen in life, and then I tell it on stage.

  Kathleen Madigan

  Writing, Waiting, Stuff

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• I never have goals or dreams. My sister says it's pathetic and lazy, but I had a goal, to tell jokes to pay bills and not have to live in a trailer. So, I think I'm living my fantasy. I don't have another.

  Kathleen Madigan

  Dream, Thinking, Goal

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• People entertain me more than I entertain them.

  Kathleen Madigan

  Personas

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• I would like to be an FBI profiler. I'm fascinated with psychology, but I wouldn't want to deal with people and their problems in my office. I like to figure them out from afar, narrow a case down, figure it out, but it sounds like a lot of science.

  Kathleen Madigan

  People, Office, Psychology

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• Some people are mean, and when you look at their page, they only write mean things, but I have a great time with a twitter person. It's not even to promote myself, just to entertain me.

  Kathleen Madigan

  Escribir, Significa, Gente

  "Kathleen Madigan brings comedy to Clearwater". Interview with Marisa Williams, www.thorisazviews.com. January 23, 2017.

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