Jay Leno Military Quotes

• El presidente Obama pide al Congreso que apoye un ataque militar en Siria. Si lo aprueban, será la primera vez que el Congreso declare oficialmente la guerra desde el Obamacare.

  Jay Leno

  Militar, Guerra, Obamacare

• The Canadian Prime Minister said Canada would lend the U.S. its full military support. You know what that means: Both tanks.

  Jay Leno

  Military, Mean, Support You

• Iraq began destroying those missiles they don't have over the weekend. See, President Bush may be the smartest military president in history. First, he gets Iraq to destroy all of their own weapons. Then he declares war.

  Jay Leno

  Military, War, Weekend

• Well, 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' is back - not for gays in the military. It's President Obama's new policy for questions about Libya. Don't ask, don't tell.

  Jay Leno

  Military, Gay, President

• The military said we'll be able to confirm Saddam is dead with DNA testing. Apparently we have a sample of his DNA. So Monica Lewinsky is working for the CIA?

  Jay Leno

  Military, Dna, Able

• Speaker John Boehner complained that Barack Obama ordered the U.S. military into combat in Libya without clearly defining the mission to the American people and Congress. See, apparently, you're only allowed to do that when invading Iraq.

  Jay Leno

  Military, Iraq, People

• Todo el mundo está tan preocupado ahora por el lugar de nacimiento de todos los candidatos. McCain nació en una base militar en Panamá. Hillary nació a las afueras de Chicago, y si crees a los medios, Barack Obama nació en un pesebre.

  Jay Leno

  Militar, Creer, Medios de comunicación

• The United States military is now using the music of Metallica and other heavy metal bands to break the will of Saddam Hussein supporters to get them to talk. Theyre blaring heavy metal music at them. That should make the artist feel pretty good, huh? Put your heart and soul into your last CD and the Army is using it to torture people.

  Jay Leno

  Military, Heart, Army

• The White House has now released military documents that they say prove George Bush met his requirements for the National Guard. Big deal, we've got documents that prove Al Gore won the election.

  Jay Leno

  Military, White, House

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