Jay Leno Quotes About Work Out

• En un discurso pronunciado hoy, el presidente Bush ha dicho que si Iraq se libra de Sadam Husein, ayudará al pueblo iraquí con alimentos, medicinas, suministros, vivienda, educación... todo lo que haga falta. ¿No es asombroso? Por fin tiene una agenda nacional, y es para Irak. Tal vez podríamos traerlo aquí si funciona.

  Jay Leno

  Iraq, Medicina, Gente

• A fitness instructor in Maine has been charged with running a prostitution business out of her Zumba dance studio. Authorities first got suspicious when they saw guys going to work out at a Zumba dance studio.

  Jay Leno

  Running, Zumba, Work Out

• The Boston Globe is reporting that Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry used to date actress Morgan Fairchild but it didn't work out. Apparently she couldn't handle dating someone with bigger hair then she had.

  Jay Leno

  Dating Someone, Hair, Boston

• According to the New York Daily News, Geraldo said he is now carrying a gun, and he will personally shoot Osama bin Laden if he finds him. If Osama also has a gun, this could work out okay.

  Jay Leno

  New York, Gun, Work Out

• George W. Bush says he spends sixty to ninety minutes a day working out. He says he works out because it clears his mind. Sometimes just a little too much.

  Jay Leno

  Work Out, Mind, Littles

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