Jay Leno Quotes About Study

• Un nuevo estudio afirma que trabajar menos horas puede frenar el calentamiento global. ¿Saben lo que eso significa? La política económica del presidente Obama es también su política sobre el cambio climático.

  Jay Leno

  Medio, Presidente, Clima

• If Jay spent as much time studying as he does trying to be a comedian, he'd be a big star.

  Jay Leno

  Time, Stars, Comedian

  "Biografía/ Citas personales". www.imdb.com.

• Según un estudio reciente, el diez por ciento de los fans de "Star Trek" cumplen los criterios psicológicos de la adicción. Privados de su serie favorita, algunos Trekkies presentan síntomas de abstinencia similares a los de los drogadictos. Por supuesto, la verdadera diferencia es que los drogadictos no son tan molestos.

  Jay Leno

  Estrellas, Real, Diferencias

• Un nuevo estudio muestra que los estudiantes estadounidenses son cada vez menos competentes en ciencias y, si la tendencia continúa, nos convertiremos en una nación analfabeta en ciencia y química. ¿Y pensabas que ahora explotan muchos laboratorios de metanfetamina?

  Jay Leno

  Trends, Labs, Becoming

• A new study shows that the child population in San Francisco is dwindling and in fact San Francisco has the smallest share of children of any major city in the United States. That's odd, huh? For some reason couples in San Francisco don't seem to be reproducing as much as couples in other cities. Gee, I wonder what the problem is there? You think it might be something in the Rice-A-Roni?

  Jay Leno

  Children, Couple, Thinking

• A review of studies by physicians found that excessive exercise is bad for your heart. Another study says a daily serving of chocolate is actually good for your heart. That's got to make next year New Year's resolution easier to keep. "I'm going to exercise less. Eat a little more chocolate.

  Jay Leno

  New Year, Heart, Exercise

• Un nuevo estudio revela que las mujeres utilizan todo el cerebro cuando escuchan y los hombres sólo la mitad. Los hombres utilizan la otra mitad del cerebro para inventar excusas. No creo que las mujeres utilicen todo su cerebro cuando escuchan. Creo que utilizan la mitad y la otra mitad para memorizar lo que dicen los hombres y poder utilizarlo en su contra 10 años después.

  Jay Leno

  Hombres, Pensar, Años

• Un nuevo estudio revela que las personas deprimidas tienen más riesgo de sufrir un ictus. Eso debería animarles.

  Jay Leno

  Depresión, Ánimo, Gente

• A New York doctor has finished a five year study on what smells have the biggest effect on New Yorkers. The smell New Yorkers like the most: vanilla. The smell New Yorkers like the least: New Jersey.

  Jay Leno

  New York, Doctors, Years

• According to a new geographic literacy study 4 out of 10 American students couldn't find Iraq on a map. However 10 out of 10 Mexicans could find the U.S. without a map.

  Jay Leno

  Iraq, Maps, Students

• John Kerry has apologized for saying those who do not study hard and do their homework will get stuck in Iraq. Now, those that do not campaign well and are boring will end up stuck in the Senate.

  Jay Leno

  Iraq, Campaigns, Homework

  "The Money Just Wasn't There for Kerry". www.politico.com. January 24, 2007.

• The Environmental Protection Agency is conducting a seven-hundred-thousand-dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are polluting Oregon forests. You can tell Republicans are in power. Pollution? It's those damn trees.

  Jay Leno

  Oregon, Agency, Tree

• According to a new study, Botox injections can help back pain. So you see, that's why John Kerry had all that Botox - his back was killing him from all that flip-flopping on issues.

  Jay Leno

  Pain, Issues, Botox

• According to a new study, 63% of men surveyed said they like to settle an argument by having sex. The other 37% of the men said they would never want to get into an argument with those men.

  Jay Leno

  Sex, Men, Want

• A new study published by The British Medical Journal found that inactivity can kill you. I mean, these are the kind of findings that just scare the hell out of Congress.

  Jay Leno

  Mean, Scare, Medical

• A new study says that over half of all Californians are
  obese. In fact, half of Californians are really two-thirds
  of Californians.

  Jay Leno

  Two, Half, Facts

• Los estudios muestran que los estudiantes estadounidenses son cada vez menos competentes en matemáticas. Los expertos dicen que deberíamos haberlo visto venir, pero nadie supo sumar dos más dos.

  Jay Leno

  Matemáticas, Deberían, Juntos

• Un nuevo estudio médico informa de que los hombres que comen diez pizzas a la semana tienen menos probabilidades de desarrollar problemas de próstata a los 50 años. Eso se debe a que suelen estar muertos a los 40 años.

  Jay Leno

  Hombres, Edad, Médico

  "Biografía / Citas personales". www.imdb.com.

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