Bill Maher Quotes - Page 16

• Me encantan los trenes. Es la única forma de viajar sin que un agente de la TSA recorra lentamente la curva interior de mi muslo.

  Bill Maher

  Curves, Tsa, Agents

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• No politician is perfect. But in every election in your life, there will be one choice that is better than the others. Go out and vote for that one.

  Bill Maher

  Perfect, Choices, Election

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• [Obamacare] was going to be the Republicans' big issue, and they're not talking about it because it's working.

  Bill Maher

  Talking, Obamacare, Issues

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• What does it take for Republicans to take off the flag pin and say, 'I am just too embarrassed to be on this team'?

  Bill Maher

  Team, Doe, Flags

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• Esta fiesta está llena de niños, y alguien tiene que dejarlos en un coche caliente.

  Bill Maher

  Children, Party, Car

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• If conservatives don't want to be seen as bitter people who cling to their guns and religion and anti-immigrant sentiments, they should stop being bitter and clinging to their guns, religion and anti-immigrant sentiments.

  Bill Maher

  Gun, People, Religion

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• People say to me all the time, "I get my news from your show." And that isn't the way they should get their news. But the choice is not between getting their news the right way and getting their news from my show. The choice is that they won't get any at all unless you give it to them in an entertaining package.

  Bill Maher

  Giving, People, Choices

  "Noche Lite con Bill Maher". Entrevista con Ana Marie Cox, www.motherjones.com. Enero/febrero de 1998.

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• Ronald Reagan era un antigubernamental, antisindicalista, racista, antiabortista, antigay, antiintelectual, que reducía los impuestos de los ricos a la mitad, tenía un caso incurable de complejo militar-industrial y decía que Medicare era socialismo que destruiría nuestra libertad. Ambas partes deberían dejar de fingir que era algo distinto al hombre más responsable de nuestra decadencia.

  Bill Maher

  Military, Cutting, Gay

  "Maher: Reagan wrote GOP playbook" by Hadas Gold, www.politico.com. June 8, 2013.

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• All across the Middle East in the streets, people are demanding democracy. It's amazing. The only way in America you get people to get worked up like that is to threaten to give them health care.

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  America, People, Giving

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• What mostly prevents black people from voting is that drug laws send them to prison, and then they can't vote.

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  Law, People, Voting

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• Edward Snowden ha dado hoy una pequeña rueda de prensa. Aparentemente está buscando asilo temporal en Rusia. Porque, ya sabes, cuando estás cansado de que el gobierno husmee en todo lo que haces, la Rusia de Putin es definitivamente el lugar al que quieres ir.

  Bill Maher

  Cansado, Rusia, Gobierno

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• La semana que viene John Boehner estará sentado detrás de Barack Obama en el discurso sobre el Estado de la Unión. Creo que Obama debería intentar avergonzarle a propósito contando la historia de 'Old Yeller'. El estado de nuestra Unión es fuerte, pero no tan bueno para un perro especial'.

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  Dog, Strong, Thinking

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• Being a conservative also used to involve the concept of people being free to do whatever they want to do, as long as it doesn't hurt somebody else. Conservatives used to be very libertarian.

  Bill Maher

  Hurt, Long, People

  Fuente: www.avclub.com

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• Oh, America! I could never leave you! You're like my dog, dumb as a post but you make me laugh!

  Bill Maher

  Dog, America, Laughing

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• Mitt Romney we think is going run again. He says he has no plans to run, but he said if he did run, this time things would turn out differently. Yes they would. This time he would get his ass kicked by a woman.

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  Running, Thinking, Ass

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• The president is not doing well with African Americans. His popularity rating - his approval rating - with blacks: two percent. Two percent. That is somewhere between Mark Fuhrman and sickle cell anemia.

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  Approval Rating, Cells, Two

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• Don't you think that being a person of faith has become a third rail in American politics? If you want to run for president nowadays, you'd better get out there and say you're a very faith-based person.

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  Running, Thinking, President

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• I never, ever in my life tried to be outrageous. I've only ever tried to say what was truly on my mind and not pull punches about it.

  Bill Maher

  Mind, Outrageous

  Entrevista con Tasha Robinson, tv.avclub.com. 13 de septiembre de 2006.

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• Why are we working so hard to preserve Iraq, a fake country to begin with? Why do we care whether this fake country that was drawn on the map 100 years ago remains?

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  Country, Years, Iraq

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• I think America causes cancer, longevity is less important than fun, and young people should be discouraged from voting.

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  Fun, Cancer, Thinking

  "Politically Incorrect" by Ken Tucker, www.ew.com. June 7, 2002.

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• New rule: Stop calling it Obamacare. It's not like Obama will be the doctor for
  your next prostate exam. That's just a common fantasy of Republican men.

  Bill Maher

  Men, Doctors, Obamacare

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• The Tea Baggers, they're not a movement, they're a cult.... Cults tend to populate from within, encouraging members to have huge broods of children and to give them strange names, like Moonbeam, and Trig.

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  Children, Names, Giving

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• People on the right say to people like me, Oh, you hate America. And I always say, No, I love America. I want it back. I don't want you representing it. I don't want torture representing it. If I hated it, I'd be okay with being represented by the torturers.

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  Hate, America, People

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• Don't you miss the days when America was just morally bankrupt?

  Bill Maher

  America, Missing

  "Bill Maher... But I'm Not Wrong". TV Special, February 13, 2010.

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• Vender hierba me permitió ir a la universidad y ganar suficiente dinero para empezar en la comedia.

  Bill Maher

  Marihuana, Universidad, Comedia

  "Bill Maher confiesa: 'Vender marihuana me permitió ir a la universidad'", por Andrew Kirell, www.mediaite.com. 9 de septiembre de 2013.

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