Craig Kilborn Quotes - Page 2

• As fighting in Iraq intensifies, President Bush delivered his supplemental war budget to Congress. The money will cover 30 days of fighting, then we'll be sent one war every other month until we cancel our subscription.

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  Guerra, Lucha, Irak

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• If loving you is wrong, then I'll just like you a whole bunch!

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  Love, Dream, Loving You

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• While there's no 'I' in team, there's also no 'you', okay? So back off.

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  Team, Insult, Okay

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• Happy birthday to former First Lady Barbara Bush, who turned seventy-seven this week. Unfortunately, where her granddaughters helped blow out the candles on her cake, it exploded.

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  Blow, Cake, Granddaughter

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• New rumors that Saddam Hussein is planning to flee to a castle in Libya with 10 billion dollars. Now President Bush doesn't know whether to nuke him or give him a tax cut.

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  Cutting, Giving, Rumor

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• El Presidente Bush pasó la noche de ayer llamando a los líderes mundiales para que apoyaran la guerra contra Irak y es triste cuando el hombre más poderoso de la tierra grita: "Sé que estáis ahí, recoged, recoged".

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  Powerful, War, Night

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• The big political news, Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he's running for governor of California, and already, people are chanting, 'Four more vowels, four more vowels.

  Craig Kilborn

  Running, California, People

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• Apparently, six women claim that Arnold Schwarzenegger groped them while working on his movies. Hats off to these women who admit they worked on Arnold's movies.

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  Hats, Six, Schwarzenegger

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• Over ten thousand people have signed a petition to recall Governor Schwarzenegger. I'm sorry, that is next year's joke.

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  Sorry, Years, People

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• Ayer Jerry Springer se retiró de la carrera al Senado por Ohio. Dijo: 'Si no puedo hacer la campaña más vergonzosa de América, me voy'.

  Craig Kilborn

  Running, Race, Ohio

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• El senador Hillary Clinton ataca al presidente Bush por incumplir su promesa electoral de reducir las emisiones de dióxido de carbono, diciendo que promesa hecha, promesa incumplida. Y luego, por costumbre, exigió que Bush pasara la noche en el sofá.

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  Cutting, Night, Broken

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• I have a wonderful respect for old people.

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  People, Wonderful, Old People

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• I don't do well around the angry, bitter and emotionally fragile among us, which may eliminate 70% of the population.

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  Population, May, Bitter

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• I enjoyed retirement the right way linguine con vongole, red wine and plenty of truffle cheese.

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  Retirement, Wine, Red

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• El presidente Bush está en la cuerda floja por la inteligencia iraquí previa a la guerra. ¿Recuerdas los viejos tiempos en los que lo único que el presidente intentaba tapar era una mancha?

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  War, Trying, President

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• California's economy is declining so rapidly that candidates are asking 'Are you better off now then you were four minutes ago?'

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  California, Asking, Four

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• Larry Flynt, running for governor of California. His goal - change our state bird to the spread eagle.

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  Running, Eagles, California

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• Ironically, the possibility that the president dodged his military service has increased his approval ratings with Democrats by 80 percent.

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  Military, Approval Rating, President

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• In Louisiana, President Bush met with over 15,000 National Guard troops. Here's the weird part, nobody remembers seeing him there.

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  President, Troops, Louisiana

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• As John Kerry sails toward the Democratic nomination, new questions are emerging about President Bush's service in the National Guard, like where he was for six months in 1972 and why he refused to take a routine physical. President Bush has vowed to get to the bottom of this right after Election Day.

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  President, Routine, Six Months

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• Maria Shriver is credited with helping Arnold win by standing by him despite allegations of groping. She had to stand by him cause Arnold had a vice grip on her left ass cheek.

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  Winning, Vices, Causes

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• Hillary Clinton has finished writing her book where she says her marriage couldn't be stronger, and Bill just finished his book titled 'Chicks I Nailed While Hillary was Writing Her Book.'

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  Book, Writing, Stronger

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• I think that you're always going to have some people who are negative or view you in a certain way.

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  Pensamiento, Opiniones, Personas

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• I always tell people I romanticize about doing something simple, like doing radio in northern California.

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  Simple, California, People

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• I pride myself on being down-to-earth. I’m from the Midwest. People who go into show business are screwed up. I romanticized about having a serene life.

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  Gente, Espectáculos, Show Business

  "What ever happened to Craig Kilborn?". Interview with Clark Collis, ew.com. June 25, 2010.

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